We don’t do many sales throughout the year. This is really the only one, because this year, the dates line up perfectly with the prophesied dates for when the Cosmic Crabigator is to descend from the heavens to pick up the devoted (read: Lifetime Members) and take them to Planet Kanji to live out the rest of their days in happiness.
Sure, the prophecies have been wrong in the past. We may have been doing this sale every year for the past little while, but things change all the time. The spaceship only launches once to Planet Kanji so get your ticket before the Lifetime sale ends on January 5th, 2022!
If you currently are on an active monthly or annual subscription and have days left on the plan, you will get a proration discount and your total Lifetime fee will be a bit cheaper. Go to the Subscription Page , select Lifetime, and scroll down to the bottom to see what your exact proration discount is!
If you have any questions, send us a live chat, email, or tag @Mods below!
edit: It seems I didn’t have my card details saved on my account (maybe I removed them because the card expired). I went here in the user menu to set them:
I can see the notification of the sale on my dashboard, but when I click on the link “to see my final upgrade price”, the lifetime price is 199… which is the normal price?
and not just a me problem 
