Have you heard the good news? You haven’t? You must be new around here. Please hold onto my turtle while I explain. WaniKani Lifetime memberships are on sale. They’re $100 cheaper than usual. If you have a current annual or monthly membership, unused time will be prorated (so, it’s a bit cheaper for you).
This happens only one time per year, it’s our only sale, and the dates line up perfectly with Crabscension, which are the prophesied dates for when the Cosmic Crabigator is to descend from the heavens to pick up the devoted (read: Lifetime Members, of course) and take them to Planet Kanji to live out the rest of their days in happiness. Turns out that prophecies are almost always wrong, so we’ve been doing this sale only once per year every year for a while now. But! This is totally the year that Crabscension will come to a close. I just feel it. Once we’re all taken away by a giant Crabigator spaceship to a planet made of kanji there’ll be no more sales. Fair warning.
May the Crabigator squeeze you in its loving claws. Snip snip , snap snap to you all.