Just for Today: Test and Buy Discounted Lifetime

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@JenK

Dec.20th ,

December 20th? You must atone for your transgressions:

@koichi

it reminds me of the passage Crab 13, Gator 3:

On the 18th day, the Crabigator will descend from the heavens and a small hole will open in its shell. Those dedicated to the goodness of doing their Reviews, uh, religiously, may enter into its shell. Side note: there will be a smaller “tithing hole” to the side of the bigger hole, in which the disciple should cram $199, payable by credit card (or Paypal, if you’re from Europe or something and don’t really use credit cards that much).

Upon completion of the eighth day of the following month, the Crabigator in all its glory will ascend back from whence it came, taking all Chosen Ones to to the Kanjismos where they may escape the pain and suffering that is learning kanji on Earth.

To commemorate this important passage, we at WaniKani hold our Lifetime sale once per year from the 18th day of December until the 8th day of January. And in an attempt to honor the book as literally as possible, we lower our Lifetime price to $199, just as it was in days of yore.