Titles used to be only for nobility - only for the 1%, the lucky few. They were only for those lucky enough to have by chance received the Royal Court’s attention; for those who excelled in sheer fortune. But no longer.
Look at me - I was once a simple man. I once tilled the soil with my own hands; swam around as a Guppy in a sea of mediocrity. While I eventually managed to claw my way up the food chain to turtlehood, I was still painfully average, as far as Crabigator acolytes go. Now, however… I can finally touch up high.
With Discourse as the new forum system, users can set their own titles, provided they have certain badges. These badges are still rare as of yet, but they offer a freedom that didn’t exist before, and a possibility for the working man to finally attain that goal that once seemed so lofty…
Stand up and fight for what’s right! Stand up, and reach new heights! Stand up, with all your might! Stand up, with your new tit(…le)!
Yeah! Except less French and more Japanese. And less death and more yay. And less Napoleon and more… me? I don’t know, I think that would mean I’d have to perform a coup d’etat, and I don’t really have time.
