彼は「ずっと愛してる」と言っていた。嘘だよ。彼女を助けたい。彼女のために、泣けば、涙舐める。吾輩は最高な猫である。
I literally picked random pages from my grammar notebook for these points- conditional, tame. I also needed some conjugation practice. “He said ‘I will always love you.’
It was a lie. I want to help her. For her sake, if she cries, I will lick/wipe away her tears.
I am the best cat.”
I would love to drop some of those 彼女s if anyone has some advice.