[Userscript] Forums: Bottled WaniMekani

What is a wanimekani???

WaniMekani is the forum’s one and only bot. Yes, a bot! @WaniMekani See! It had a couple of commands that anyone could use. You could roll dice, and ask the 8 ball questions, and ask for a quote, and… That’s it really. Still, it was a lot of fun! Well, it was disabled in 2018 for reasons. Since then we have been a botless society.

Why put wanimekani in a bottle???

Our dear RoseWagsBlue suggested I make a script to mimic some of the features the bot had. I thought about it and came to the conclusion that the best course of action was to put the bot through a juicer and bottle it to pass around the forums. That way everyone can have some wanimekani whenever they want!

So what does the script do???

It channels WaniMeKani through you. Just like before you can use commands to talk to WaniMeKani, only it responds in your own post.

For a list of the current commands, put “@Wanimekani help” in your post

What does it taste like???

Happiness

Where can I get it???

→ Your local juice bar ←


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@Wanimekani help


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@WaniMekani fortune


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@Wanimekani flip kumirei


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I shall dub thee @WaniMeKumi

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@wanimekani quote 66


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I give this bot a x/10, x being

@wanimekani roll 1d10


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Did I cheat?

@WaniMeKani fortune


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I’m pretty sure you did, right bot?

@WaniMeKani fortune


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Are you sure about this wanibot?

@WaniMeKani fortune


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Or as the great Obi-Wan Kenobi once said:

@WaniMeKani quote


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What is this witchcraft and can I eat it?
@WaniMekani fortune


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Is this going to eat way too much of my time when I should be doing reviews?
@WaniMekani fortune


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More to the point, does it do the tutorial so I can finally earn that stinking badge? :stuck_out_tongue:

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We can ask the bot:

@WaniMekani fortune


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“Bottle” sounds like a smol bot

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@wanimekani fortune


edit: this is best with a question so let’s ask the important question:

am i gonna successfully come out of this horrible WK slump?

@WaniMeKani fortune

edit 2: it does not work on edits?

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am i gonna successfully come out of this horrible WK slump?

@WaniMeKani fortune


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Yep. In case you need to edit your posts it ignores all posts that already contain a response

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