WaniMekani is the forum’s one and only bot. Yes, a bot! @WaniMekani See! It had a couple of commands that anyone could use. You could roll dice, and ask the 8 ball questions, and ask for a quote, and… That’s it really. Still, it was a lot of fun! Well, it was disabled in 2018 for reasons. Since then we have been a botless society.
Our dear RoseWagsBlue suggested I make a script to mimic some of the features the bot had. I thought about it and came to the conclusion that the best course of action was to put the bot through a juicer and bottle it to pass around the forums. That way everyone can have some wanimekani whenever they want!
It channels WaniMeKani through you. Just like before you can use commands to talk to WaniMeKani, only it responds in your own post.
For a list of the current commands, put “@Wanimekani help” in your post
Happiness
→ Your local juice bar ←
WaniMeKani:
Listing all commands
Help / list / commands: List all the commands
Roll <dice>d<faces>: Rolls a number of dice with a chosen number of faces
Roll rick: ???
Fortune / 8ball: Gives you a random fortune
Quote <number?>: Gives you a random or specific quote
Flip / coin / table: Flips a coin (table)
Rate <word / "phrase">: Rates your word or phrase
Echo / say <word / "phrase">: Makes WaniMeKani repeat something
Tell @<user> <word / "phrase">: Makes WaniMeKani @mention a user and tell them something
Tsundere: Makes WaniMeKani a tsundere
Wikipedia <word / "phrase">: Search Wikipedia for something
I love you: Makes WaniMeKani respond to your confession
Anime <word / "phrase">: Searches MyAnimeList for an anime
Manga <word / "phrase">: Searches MyAnimeList for a manga
Jisho <word / "phrase">: Searches Jisho for a query
Wiktionary <word / "phrase">: Searches Wiktionary for a query
Guzinda <number> <number>: What guzinda number???
Trunkify <word / "phrase">: Meows things
Poll: Do @WaniMeKani poll? for more info
Install: Links the installation thread
Say-something: Quotes a random post from the Say Something About The Person Above You thread
OOCQ: Quotes a random post from the Out Of Context Quotes thread
xkcd <number?>/latest/search <word / "phrase">: Gives you the a random, a specific, the latest, or a searched for xkcd comic
Spell <word / "phrase">: Teaches you how to combine letters into words
Morse <word / "phrase">: Translates to and from morse code
Remindme <num?>y<num?>mon<num?>w<num?>d<num?>h<num?>s <word / "phrase">: Sets a reminder for a relative time in the future
Off: Makes the bot ignore you
On: Makes the bot not ignore you
Dog: Quotes a random post from the dog thread
Cat: Quotes a random post from the cat thread
Meme: Quotes a random post from the memes thread
Stats: Lists your usage of the commands
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I shall dub thee @WaniMeKumi
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Pep95
March 1, 2021, 7:39pm
8
I give this bot a x/10, x being
@wanimekani roll 1d10
WaniMeKani:
Rolling 1d10
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I’m pretty sure you did, right bot?
@WaniMeKani fortune
WaniMeKani:
8Ball says
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Pep95
March 1, 2021, 7:54pm
11
Are you sure about this wanibot?
@WaniMeKani fortune
WaniMeKani:
8Ball says
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Pep95
March 1, 2021, 7:56pm
12
Or as the great Obi-Wan Kenobi once said:
@WaniMeKani quote
WaniMeKani:
Quote #84
– George Radical Radical Martin – Obi-Wan Kenobi
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What is this witchcraft and can I eat it?@WaniMekani fortune
WaniMeKani:
8Ball says
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Is this going to eat way too much of my time when I should be doing reviews?@WaniMekani fortune
WaniMeKani:
8Ball says
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More to the point, does it do the tutorial so I can finally earn that stinking badge?
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“Bottle” sounds like a smol bot
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@wanimekani fortune
WaniMeKani:
8ball says
edit: this is best with a question so let’s ask the important question:
am i gonna successfully come out of this horrible WK slump?
@WaniMeKani fortune
edit 2: it does not work on edits?
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am i gonna successfully come out of this horrible WK slump?
@WaniMeKani fortune
WaniMeKani:
8ball says
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Yep. In case you need to edit your posts it ignores all posts that already contain a response
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This is a third-party script/app and is not created by the WaniKani team. By using this, you understand that it can stop working at any time or be discontinued indefinitely.# What is a wanimekani???
