I beg your pardon? You should be able to talk to strangers who pay to read stupid doodles with pride.
What? It’s perfectly safe. We’ve even got watermelon.
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That creature looks more delicious than the watermelon.
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It’s the watermelon that makes it NSFW. 
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Believe it or not, there’s another watermelon that’s actually slightly worse.
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What is wrong with you man! It’s called the grapefruit technique for a reason ：く
If you don’t know what that is, don’t look it up. Especially not on youtube. If you aren’t weirded out you’ll be dieing of laughter.
Is there now… 
I think I’d rather not know.
I want to know… but I won’t look.
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not going to look it up
ok, maybe I’ll look it up
definitely going to look it up
oh, I guess I won’t look it up then
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Does it involve human orifices?
Only watermelon ones.
Enjoy that mental image everyone.
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>human watermelon orifices
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I plead the fifth.
Fun story:
I used to work in an office with three women and a straight-laced, highly conservative, but open minded and tolerant white christian male. One of the women always brought in fruit for breakfast. Being a highly mature bunch of adults we all burst into uncontrollable laughter whenever a grapefruit was brought out. The male, sick of being out of the loop, decided to play the video full blast during work. I will never forget the look on his face or the wild laughter that started once the video got to the… slurping sections. I miss that office. Completely ruined my perception of “NSFW”.
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Give me watermelon anal or give me death.
I’m sure watermelon has its own peculiar charm in that regard.
(I thought I knew what this “grapefruit technique” was, but looked it up to be sure…and I gotta say, I was thinking of something much simpler and sadder, involving just one lonely person, a mutilated grapefuit, and a microwave. This is downright romantic by comparison.)
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I meant the admin lounge
No, just THIS Tim…
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that’s what I was thinking ¯\_(ツ)__/¯
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