What are some good things to say for a romantic evening?
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I honestly think if you have to ask that question, you’re not ready yet.
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I too need this advice.
On a purely scientific basis, I can assure you.
Then maybe hop over to the science thread with this question
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ok.
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What is love? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me, no more.
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I want to say nice things and compliments
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Science is the answer
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ケツマンコは美味しそう、舐めたい！
Trust me on this one.
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ケツを食べる
Frank taught me this one
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Bruh same thouht pretty much
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From my extensive experience of translating H manga, I can confirm this is how love works in Japan.
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Obviously because we’re of the same generation of kids raised by butt-obsessed, satanist pornographers
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A serious (?) answer:
They do have some books about it on bookstores. My pictures are from the Portuguese one, but it has English in it and they also have versions for several other languages.
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Making Out In Japanese
and
Even More Making Out in Japanese
are two books that cover all the yer basics from casually meeting at social get togethers to sleeping together to dirty talk to conceiving a baby to getting a shot-gun wedding and how to talk to their parents about it (OR the alternative which is have sex then decide you wanna ditch their ass and how to break-up as well as all the stuff you would expect them to say when you break up with them)
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Hah, I bought a Japanese phrasebook before my first visit to Japan in 2010, and it’s got a chapter on dating and chat up lines. And my thought then was basically the same as my thought now: if you’re still using a phrasebook, you’re probably not ready.
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I thought dating was only allowed once you reach level 60. Are you trying to get an innocent Japanese girl to help you with the reviews? Whatever you say, remember that if you say it too often you’ll burn the compliment, while if you get it wrong too many times, it might go down to Novice, or even worse to Insult.
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