ノーー！死なないでください、先輩！ T.T
大丈夫よ。吸血鬼だぞ
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A lot of new and unfamiliar grammar this time, so corrections are much appreciated 
ヒット•ヲくは私の好きなレストランだよ。
リュブリャナ市の都心にある。プレシェーレンの広場から北西へ１分歩いて。ヒット•ヲくはチョポバ通りの左側にある。
あそこに一週間に一回以上食べる。高校の辺りにあるから。今日は行った！私の高校からあのレストランまで４分間ごろ歩く。
メニュウは饂飩、ライスヌードル、焼き飯、その他いろいろな料理がある。私はよくライスヌードルと照り焼きと鶏肉を頼む。たいへん美味しいだよ！友達は饂飩とココナッツ•カレーのソースを頼む。私は、彼がどうして辛い料理を耐えることを分からない。
Hit Wok is my favourite restaurant.
It’s located in Ljubljana’s city centre. From the Prešeren square, walk a minute northwest. Hit Wok is on the left side of Čopova street.
I eat there two times a week or more. Because it’s close to my school. I went today! Walking to the restaurant from my school takes about 4 minutes.
On the menu are udon noodles, rice noodles, fried rice and more. I often order rice noodles with teriyaki sauce and chicken. It’s very delicious! My friend orders udon noodles with coconut curry sauce. I don’t understand how he tolerates the spiciness.
Oh and a small guide for those unfamiliar with Slovenia
- Ljubljana / リュブリャナ - Slovenia’s capital city
- Prešern Square / プレシェーレンの広場 - A square in the city centre. It’s a pedestrian area located right by the Ljubljanica river.
- Čopova street / チョポバ通り - a street that branches off of the square towards the northeast.
The ruby text markup took me way too long and I never want to mess with HTML again.
ヒット•ヲク ?
You can also say 北西の方へ - in the Northwest direction
Here it’s not clear what the subject is anymore so it might be worth adding it.
その他に?
You mean like “terribly tasty”?
I think 大変 is usually used in negative contexts, but colloquially you can get away with めちゃくちゃ.
This part sounds a little weird. 分かる takes が in contexts like this (sometimes と, but that changes the meaning slightly) and I think this is a good place to use an in-sentence question clause:
彼がどうして辛いものを耐えるかぜんぜん分からない。
I don’t understand how he can stand spicy food at all.
リュブリャナに数年前に行ったことがあってその町が好きになりました。古くて小さくてもきれいだと思います。
I’ve been to Ljubljana several years ago and I got to like them town. Despite being small and old, I think it’s beautiful.
ずっと前に江戸川先生の「かいじん二十めんそう」を読んだことがあるけど、漢字が全然なかったし、煩わしくて読みにくかった。この間、「怪人二十面相」をインターネットで探し出して漢字がいっぱいの版を見つけたのだと思った。「やった！」と思った、「大人むけの漢字がたくさんある版を見つけた」と口の内に言った。でも、この版は「かいじん二十めんそう」に違ったんだ。「怪人二十面相」は「かいじん二十めんそう」と違って、長編小説だよ。「かいじん二十めんそう」は少年の中編小説だ。
A long time ago I read the Fiend with Twenty Faces by Edogawa, but there was almost no kanji (among other things) and it was annoyingly difficult to read. The other day, I tracked down the Fiend with Twenty Faces on the Internet and thought I found a version full of kanji. “Finally!”, I thought, “I found a version with lots of kanji for adults”, I said to myself. However, this version was different than (the previous) Fiend with Twenty Faces. Unlike the other one, this one is a full novel. (The previous) Fiend with Twenty Faces is a novella for teenagers.
It tends to have a bit of a negative connotation but it’s definitely also used in positive contexts like this too (much like “terribly”, actually). In this case I think the meaning is clear enough because there’s no way 美味しい is ever going to be negative 
But I will note that (from my understanding at least) using 大変 to modify an adjective in this way is a bit formal, and you generally wouldn’t use it colloquially. めちゃくちゃ (or its even more colloquial variants めちゃ and めっちゃ) might be a better fit for that reason.
Though interestingly enough when used to just point out that a general situation is bad (like in 食べ過ぎたら大変です) it’s actually fairly colloquial (from my understanding anyway).
Ah, thank you for the corrections and notes!
This part sounds a little weird. 分かる takes が in contexts like this (sometimes と, but that changes the meaning slightly) and I think this is a good place to use an in-sentence question clause:
彼がどうして辛いものを耐えるかぜんぜん分からない。
I don’t understand how he can stand spicy food at all.
When you say 分かる takes が, do you mean that the person who doesn’t understand gets the が particle or the clause that isn’t being understood? (and I haven’t quite gotten to in-sentence question clauses, yet. Even the conversion of a verb clause into a noun is a bit of a reach for me)
No, it’s object + が + 分かる. The subject can be marked with は or が, depending on the context. You added 私は, which is okay, but in the correction I omitted it, because without it it’s also okay, I think .
If it helps, 分かる is intransitive, so it’s less “I (the speaker) don’t understand” and more “this (the object) is not understood”. 要る (to need) behaves the same way.
It does get used this way, but in the same way that “terribly delicious” sounds a bit stiff in English, using たいへん in the positive sense is a bit stiff. Things like とっても are more colloquial, but as long as you know what the feeling of using it that way is there’s nothing wrong with it.
改正：漢字の中で一番好きなのは何ですか。
This is like “Among kanji, (it’s) your favorite?” Did you mean to say “what’s your favorite” or something like that?
漢字の中で一番好きなのは何ですか or something along those lines?
私は白人だ。背が低いだ。１５６㎝ だ。目が緑の色だ。髪が茶色だ。低いだ。鼻に小さい瘤がある。今日、私は黒くてしましまなシャツを着ている。灰色のスラックスをはく。
I'm Caucasian. I'm short. Around 156cm. My eyes are green. My hair is brown. It's short. My nose has a small bump. Today, I've put on a black striped shirt. I'm wearing grey slacks.
I can’t wait to learn clause connectors, because these short sentences sound very clunky.
食べたけどまだお腹がすいた
俺は笑って握手を交わした
そして家へ帰った
形と土地を探した
年らや年らには俺はさすらった
目がない凝視を凝視した
俺たちは百万つ丘を歩いた
俺は一人で死んだみたい
昔々
誰も知っている？俺じゃない。
俺は決して管理を失った
お前は差し向かい
世界を売った男と
Yeah, this is what I was trying to say. Thanks for clearing that up, I realize the mistake. Shouldn’t have trusted the translator, haha.
僕も！お腹がペコペコしている！すぐに何か食べ物を食わなきゃならない。
Me too! My stomach is rambling! I should eat something quickly.
今日、朝から何となく疲れている感じだ。どうして分からない。
Today, since morning I feel tired for some reason. Why, I don’t know.
甘いケッキを食べたい D:
何お菓子が好きだか
そのスチームセールは金曜日までです。
鳩くんのサンドイッチ:
- ２切れのトースト
- マヨネーズ
- ペスト
- 鶏肉のサラミ
- レタス
- エダムチーズ
トーストにマヨネーズを塗れ。それから、それぞれサラミとチーズを２切れ足せ。上にーストを１切れ足せ。トースターでサンドイッチを焼け。焼かれ終えるの後、ペストとレタスを足せ。
Pigeon’s sandwich:
-2 slices of toast
-mayo
-pesto
-chicken salami
-lettuce
-edam cheese
Apply mayo to the toast. After that, add 2 slices of salami and cheese each. Add a toast slice on top. Using a toaster, toast the sandwich. After it has finished toasting, add pesto and lettuce.
Wow look at this fancy cuisine. A whole sandwich!
Pikameeのように英語と日本語を間違えるのを楽しみにする。
そう。だよ。
I’m looking forward to confusing English and Japanese just like PIkamee.
@DIO-Berry 先輩、この文を化け物みたいな声で読んでみませんか。
「うへへへへ……。かわいい子どもたちが来たな。おいしそうなごちそうだ。いま、たべてやるからな。うへへへへ……。」
（今の読んでいる本からです。）
ピカミィは一番可愛いケットルだよ！
最近時間がなかったから配信を見ていなかったけど、明日ピカミィの帰還の配信を見る予定だ。
Pikamee is the cutest kettle dayo!
Recently I haven’t watched any streams because I didn’t have the time, but I’m planning to watch Pikamee’s coming back stream tomorrow.