Wow, actually i thought same thing 
When saying cheers in Italian it’s “cin-cin” (cheen cheen, like the sound of clinking glasses). The dirty old men I worked with in Japan loved using this.
I’m making google translate say this and the “slow” version is hilarious. https://translate.google.com/#pl/en/W%20Szczebrzeszynie%20chrząszcz%20brzmi%20w%20trzcinie%20i%20Szczebrzeszyn%20z%20tego%20słynie
Is this what people sound like when you’re drunk?
Do elaborate.
答え（こたえ）the tae part means poop so it sucks if a japanese woman comes to the philippines with a name of otae. Sounds like “Oh hey dog poop!”
Oh dear, can you imagine what Nipponized Polish words would sound like?
This was my guess (basically put a bunch of vowels in between what you wrote) and it translated into something brilliant. https://translate.google.com/#ja/en/を すけぜぼろぜそにえる ちいるざそぞこず ぼろじみ を とれぜきにい い すけぜぼろぜそよに ぞ てご そいにやえ
OMFG, i was about to die laughing… this is basically like some translation of words in german to polish xDD
one time i translated something dont remember what it was, but what it translated to in german was an “Old drunk Ho**er”
Google translate is cheeky!
“次” was very easy to remember. OY, WHO’S NEXT つぎ?
Well i remembered 打つ “Utsu” by running around the house like a crazy maniac and through the street and screaming Utsu utsu utsu like a maniac worked for me, i will never forget it… i tried to remember this about 3 days straight learning 2h every day but this character needed some drastic measures!!
try to say うつ like a crazy primitive human, this has became a meme at my school after i told others about it… now when teacher tells us to anwser and we don’t know the anwser we just say Utsuuu… utsuuu… and our teacher gets scared and forgets about the question xDD
まで means maggot in German.
六つ can sound like the word for cap if you have some imagination
@amakuzax FYI it’s pronounced むっつ and that sounds like Mütze. And まで should be written in Kana
Updated the post, added a list of all the kanji mentioned above 
Good job guys maybe some day we will find so many simillar words that we can fit one for every kanji
which will make you laugh after every word spoken in Japanese
here you go ;D
and some normal text
@actually its pretty good i should say… far better than any other foreign language translator ;D
to be honest i expected worse results
https://translate.google.com/#de/en/Wanikani%20to%20jest%20fajny%20serwis%20dlatego%20ze%20jest%20bardzo%20pomocny%20w%20naucze%20jezyka%20japonskiego%20i%20spolecznosc%20jest%20niezwykle%20dobra%20%3B)
German google translate is even worse at reading it ;D
Not a kanji, but I can’t be silent about this
ゆ - yu
ю(cyrillic) - yu
So similar in any sense - what the heck really