Hello friends!
As you pass 2,000 posts, I find myself truly blessed by the Big Durt itself, for it is I who was chosen to pass along the the latest messages of the Durtle Pope. But, I am shocked and disappointed, for all I see is witchcraft as far as the eye can see. That is not what the Durtle Pope teaches, and you should all be ashamed.
Please, I implore you all to move away from this evil! If it is not Durthlicism that calls out to you, then some other fine Durtle religion, such as Judurtlaism, Durtlislam, or even… dare I say it… Durtientology would be better than this… this… witchcraftery!
I am truly disappointed in you all. If you do not change your ways soon, you will not be seeing me again in 1,000 posts.
Your Friend,
A Regular Durtle