What’s your favorite sample sentence, if you have one? Or just something memorable. There are a lot of good ones so I’m suuure it’ll be just like picking between your favorite children. I just ran into this one which inspired me to start the topic:
「この野郎！また屁をこきやがったな！毒ガスのように臭いじゃねえか。」「すみません。もう二度とおならはしません。」「いいや、きっとまたこくさ。もう堪忍袋の緒が切れた。お前は首だ。」「そんな〜。」
“You bastard! You’ve farted again. It’s as stinky as poison gas!” “I’m sorry. I will never do it again.” “No, I’m sure you will. That’s the last straw. You’re fired.” “Oh no~!”
Ah, ye olde fart joke. Classic.