NOW this is something I like
(I mean, it’s a shame that they’re leeches, but the message is good lol)
I’m super looking forward to learning “Those Dudes”
I think WK is trying to get me to start a counterfeiting scheme. Either that or a job at a copy shop?
You might find it easier to succeed with your evil money-making schemes if you don’t announce them online first!
(just some friendly advice! Good luck getting filthy rich! ^>^ )
Curses, foiled again! Guess I’ll have to earn money the boring way now
“And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!”
I’m afraid I shouldn’t, Crabigator. It always leaves me feeling depressed and dejected. Comparison is the thief of joy.
Yes, look to the Almighty Crabigator for guidance and no other! Stay true to the path of durtling!
(or some such, I guess, this fortune is about…back to reviewing for me I guess…>_>)
Uhm, excuse me!?
I am a 50s housewife who has been framed for the murder of her husband. I have pleaded with a lawyer, with my family, with my friends. Somebody, anybody, help me! I didn’t do it, I cried to the court. I loved him, I cried to the jury. I would never, could never, I cried to the lawyer.
A jailer rattles the bars of my cell. “Visitor.” He states plainly. I am ecstatic, finally someone bearing news, hopefully of the good sort.
It is my friend. My best friend.
“Best regards.” She mocks as she hangs up the phone. She holds a fancy new bag clutched in her filthy fingers as she strolls from the visitors room.
The lawyer returns a few hours later. “Life sentence.” He says. It doesn’t look good on the prisons reputation to execute a woman. Lucky me.
Best regards, that little *****! If I ever see her face again, I’ll actually earn that life sentence.
Another tic on the wall.
…Sorry, I think I just had an experience. xD
That’s an interesting story… Well maybe you won’t forget it now. Just need to put kanji in that.
Or start writing books. It’s seems like a win-win for you anyway
The Crabigator is giving unexpected motivational advice today
Been there, done that! I feel for you!