酒好きの王様に、人参リキュールをプレゼントした。
Sentences like this one are probably the primary reason I am still holding steady at level 23 and haven’t gone insane yet.
A chuckle here and there goes a long way 
(What I am trying to say is: The slightly ..uh … inhabitual examples are well appreciated. Keep them, and if possible, why not add more?)