Application processing! I’m unreasonably excited.
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Are you saying you’ve been a member of the church for that long?
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Awwww yeah, processing! Mine also says that my membership has been accepted at the bottom. Does everyone else have that, or am I super special?
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It shows that for everyone, and it’s actually referring to the “Initiate” tier (as indicated by the asterisk). So thus far, nobody has actually been accepted (except Bipple)!
I can’t help but wonder what’s taking it this long…
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Probably because there’s probably so many letters that they’ve received and are still receiving and it’s probably a side thing and not their actual main job.
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Modern technology!
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They are just waiting for my application to get there
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Actually the list hasn’t changed in the last few days. Maybe some applications have arrived but they’re waiting to do them all in one go
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To be fair to them, if we’re not counting Sunday it’s really just yesterday the list didn’t change so far.
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Monday was also a work holiday for many people in the US, so hopefully there will be some updates coming today 
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I’m disappointed that the promise of daily updates isn’t being fulfilled.
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Do not overlook this one fact, beloved, that with the Crabigator one day is as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
Alternate option: Daily UpdatesTM will be out SoonTM.
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YES HOW DID I GET HERE
Don’t worry, I’ll delete it. ._.
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Glias
Oh it’s fine! Maybe our codebreakers need a POLL about soups to replenish their hunger! 
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I still want to know what cheese soup even is. Like, how do you make cheese into a soup?
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Hydrogenated vegetable oil soup.
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But where is the cheese coming from then?
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Cheese Durtle
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