The darkest timeline
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It’s the other way around. Nic Cage is the real Plantron.
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There is a suspension of disbelief problem here. Which one of you is meant to be a Tyler Durden? No one will accept that you imagined Nic Cage or Nic Cage imagined you as an ideal version of him/your-self. I think it more likely someone else playing the both of you, as Tom Hardy played the Krays.
But, who? 
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I’m from planet Krypton and disguise myself as an Academy-Award winning actor during the day. At night, I become a Japanese-learning superhero named @plantron.
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See. The truth is much easier to believe.
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We put pictures of you up in the toilets whenever we have house parties, to watch over us.
True story.
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You know, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie starring him…
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Because Tiger King…
F**k Carole Baskin
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Finally… I had my lesson on the national treasure!
This was very entertaining:
Nice end credits by Mika
This one is so wrong on many levels. kokuhou sounds terrible for me french/english ears (something along the lines of cheated on whore). Anyway… couldn’t help myself…
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Obviously always the kickass one!
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That song will never be the same.
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I’ve escaped to this thread from the one where they’re discussing boobies and such a room or two over. Might be bashing their heads in at this point, who knows. But: nice Nic Cage tribute you got going here, kudos, I am impressed 
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Cagephobia
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why not?
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“I’m edumacated, よ”
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