o.o
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さすが！It read you pretty accurately, huh? 
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I got the addon that shows me the example sentences clozed deletion style when i review at my PC, and some of those are hilarious.
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「頼むから、現実を見てくれよ！これはケーキじゃなくてうんちなんだ！」
“For God’s sake, face reality! This isn’t cake, it’s poop!”
For 現実. I can sense a pattern here.
In all fairness though. Weird stuff is just easier to remember.
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You just need to drink more water or maybe try some iogurt, or probiotics. They’re good for your 
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It’s not JUST teenage girls that use emotes, you know! x3
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Hemorrhoids. Not enough fibre. Eating cooked chicken bones. Bowel cancer.
Here in Japan you can get kanji books where you’re taken on a magical learning adventure by a friendly poop sensei, a poopfessor…
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It’s been linked before literally two minutes ago, but this reminds me of the unko gakuen book series (aimed at teaching Japanese natives kanji using the power of )
I find the example sentences bizarrely funny (and I’m not even usually into poop jokes!) 
Some examples I found on google (clumsy translations mine) :
うんこを守って戦ったかれの勇姿を忘れない。
Won’t forget his gallant figure fighting to protect poop.
地球上に存在しないはずの物質でできたうんこ。
Poop made from a substance that shouldn’t exist on this Earth.
人類の祖先については、サル説とうんこ説がある。
Regarding the ancestor of mankind, there are the monkey theory and the poop theory.
ドイツの工学博士がうんこと話せる機械を発明した。
A German engineering professor has invented a machine that can talk to poop.
EDIT: oops… seems I was @rumade’d ! Well, I guess I did add some extra value with the sentences…
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Sorry sweetpea. As many people here (Japan) have told me, I’m めっちゃ早い.
It’s pretty amazing the amount of merchandise you can get with poop sensei on though!
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