I bet you won’t reach zero… the only way to do it is delete your account like Paticles2020 and our paticles prophet.
I haven’t leveled up since I heard we were cheated out of our paticles:
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Didn’t know I was the type you liked to creep on 
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Blame your past for your future…
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Why is my advice so specific ;_;
And I was actually published before. Just a short story I earned $20 for and the book (of short stories) was sold in bookstores and kept in a library.
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But I don’t want to enter! I refuse! 
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Clearly, the Crabigator is telling you to enter the Crabigatorist faith by buying a subscription…
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How typical! Next, they’ll be asking for my first-born son, and to sacrifice myself at an altar!
Meh, the Crabigator will probably succeed in brainwashing me at the end of level 3 
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…you to do hundreds of reviews a day?
We wouldn’t want you to sacrifice anyone, you or your kids, since then they couldn’t be loyal members of the Crabigatorist religion.
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I agree. Our lord and savior only want you to burn turtle to bring the enlightment of kanji upon the world. You know the basic stuff
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That is part of the Crabigator oath, yes. Your first-born must also study WaniKani when they come of age.
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I’ll be sure to forc-, I mean, suggest to them to start studying Japanese 
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