Mocking one’s ancestry, that’s a low blow. I don’t know how I even could be part Kansai! Maybe the Crabigator means that I behave like a stereotypical 大阪人。
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In this hot weather, I feel like a pickle result of climate change. 
SO much sweat!!
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I am a product tag for part of some machine. I’m not even a part of the machine, just a tag. Truly a bit player in my own life.
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The antithesis to the age old saying “Think before you act.”
How are you even supposed to remember the second one?
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My way: think “huh, that’s weird, why does it end with a う?” and then remember “oh, Kona” like in the mnemonic.
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Well express has been on my wall of shame for about 3 years now, so I would definitely say it’s chronic 
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Yay! Just what I needed 
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Ahhh! Power has been inserted and is now in the atmosphere. 
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There, there now. Take a deep breath and count to three… I guess a bit too much power was inserted into the atmosphere!
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I was the cause of an article, it turns out I caused some kind of scandal. I have to stop getting articles in the news written about me, it’s a dreadful bore and it ruins my reputation.
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Not exactly on topic, but at least in the spirit of fortune telling, my day is starting like this . . .
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