Wall of Shame Fortune Telling - (Aka I think Wanikani is trying to tell me something)

You might find it easier to succeed with your evil money-making schemes if you don’t announce them online first! :money_with_wings:

(just some friendly advice! Good luck getting filthy rich! :+1: ^>^ )

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Curses, foiled again! Guess I’ll have to earn money the boring way now

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“And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!” :joy:

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I’m afraid I shouldn’t, Crabigator. It always leaves me feeling depressed and dejected. Comparison is the thief of joy.

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Yes, look to the Almighty Crabigator :crabigator: for guidance and no other! Stay true to the path of durtling! :durtle_durtverted_lvl1:

(or some such, I guess, this fortune is about…back to reviewing for me I guess…>_>)

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Crabigator is bringing all the latest hot topics from the forums straight to my doorstep!

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Hmmm climbing the kanji mountain, sounds accurate. :eyes:

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Uhm, excuse me!?
I am a 50s housewife who has been framed for the murder of her husband. I have pleaded with a lawyer, with my family, with my friends. Somebody, anybody, help me! I didn’t do it, I cried to the court. I loved him, I cried to the jury. I would never, could never, I cried to the lawyer.
A jailer rattles the bars of my cell. “Visitor.” He states plainly. I am ecstatic, finally someone bearing news, hopefully of the good sort.
It is my friend. My best friend.
“Best regards.” She mocks as she hangs up the phone. She holds a fancy new bag clutched in her filthy fingers as she strolls from the visitors room.
The lawyer returns a few hours later. “Life sentence.” He says. It doesn’t look good on the prisons reputation to execute a woman. Lucky me.
Best regards, that little *****! If I ever see her face again, I’ll actually earn that life sentence.
Another tic on the wall.

…Sorry, I think I just had an experience. xD

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That’s an interesting story… Well maybe you won’t forget it now. Just need to put kanji in that.

Or start writing books. It’s seems like a win-win for you anyway

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Apparently I’m unable to take criticism, it truly does know

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wani
The Crabigator is giving unexpected motivational advice today

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The time has come. I shall fulfill my biological duty.
… Just kidding. 独身 for life.

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Capture

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Considering I recently almost lost half a week of work to a dead HDD, probably a good idea. ^^

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Been there, done that! :cry: I feel for you!

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A nod to how many fruitless times i’ve put in the wrong answer:

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Coming back from yet another WK break to this…I’m sorry, mighty Crabigator :bowing_man:

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I love this thread :upside_down_face:

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Nooooooo! I don’t wanna eat healthy!

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