The 2017-2018 WaniKani Lifetime Sale

You can buy it for me. I don’t mind.:smirk:

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I can’t believe it but I’m now a lifer!!

By the way, I had vacation mode activated and after buying lifetime it deactivated (?)

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seems worthwhile to me.

now can it stop displaying the promotional banner?

Get to work!

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Merry Crabmas to me, I’m a purple puppy now!
Hear that @koichi-ちゃん? I’m yours for life, babe!

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My finances were too tight to rationalize full price, but I promised myself a while ago that the next time WaniKani had a sale on lifetime, I would jump on it.

So I waited 4 months 6 months long enough to burn all the level 1-3 kanji. It may not have been my best plan.

But now - now I’m a real person turtle! December 18th was a red letter purple badge - day! And now watch me wash up and bail out of WaniKani in the next two weeks.

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I’m more partial to detachable collars but we’ll see…

The announcement about the yearly sale was what brought me to WaniKani in the first place last year. I couldn’t afford lifetime then even with the discount, and frankly wasn’t sure I’d stick with it long enough to justify it. Now I’m fully indoctrinated in the ways of the Crabigator and am happy to pay homage in this manner. Looking forward to burning more turtles!

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So for anyone still teetering about whether or not to get lifetime, I have a warning: wanikani is an addictive substance. Basically, once you do a little you will keep coming back for more. So let me warn you now, either don’t start wanikani at all or just bite the bullet, accept that you have a problem, and bear the cost upfront as soon as you can. (unless you are one of the chosen few who can breeze through wanikani in a year plus, and then kick that habit to the wayside permanently for your family’s sake or unless you like the rush of living on the fringe with an edgy blue color like @Vanilla ). For those normal addicts out there like me, it is more effective to buy wanikani in bulk. So anyway, hit up your local wanikani dealer @koichi while the reviews are still fresh and get a shot of that wanikani juice.

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Hey, we don’t have a problem okay?! Our life is just merely made of flashcards… that’s all…:sob:

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Well, life got on my way and I’ve been stuck in this level for 2 shameful years now. But is never too late to get back on track, isn’t it?

I could have saved a big amount of money by doing the lifetime plan earlier, but oh well…

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I’ve been weak. I’ve clicked the Lifetime Button. :cold_sweat:
(Please don’t let it make me procrastinate. ><)

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That would be hilarious.

私は勉強を日本語。。。です。
漢字を読みます。

That’s strange. And hooray!

One of us! One of us! (Finally.)

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One of us! One of us!

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Had the hardest time trying to decide to get lifetime, but decided to go for it. Hopefully this won’t make me lazier than I already am with my lessons. Cheers!

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You can do it! Keep it up!

I personally inject my flashcards. Gives me a learners high.

Also we all know blue is the more stylish color. Furthermore, you purplebs are stuck with that color until you get level 60. As a certified Blue Boi I can be gray, purple, or blue until I get my level 60.

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You say that like it’s a bad thing.

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Allow me to provide an example.

There is a serial killer on the loose named steve. Steve likes the color purple so he wears all purple and uses a purple sword. You are shopping one day at Macy’s and steve comes in. He kills countless people in front of your eyes in a flash of purple. The police roll up. Their lights are blue and red, which combine to make purple, adding to the stress involved. Steve walks up to you and whispers in your ear “you’re next kiddo”. The police break into macy’s, but its no use. Steve actually had the ability to teleport all along because hes secretly Jesus and he teleports out of there. Steve is now on the loose as you are escorted out while thinking about what you just witnessed. A couple days later you are back home and you see the purple for your circle thingy. You recoil in fear and go into shock. You are no longer a functioning member of the WK community. Your kanji studies come to an end. One night steve teleports into your bedroom and gives you a quiz on kanji in exchange for your life. Turns out steve is a huge weeb and wants help translating his harem LN. You fail miserably because you couldn’t finish wanikani. Steve raises his purple sword and says 仕方がない. You havent studied in a while so you dont know what this means. He kills you with his infamous purple sword.

Do you want do die, not even being able to understand the last words your killer says all because of the lifetime membership? These are the things you have to consider.

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