The 🤼 プロレス thread! Learning Japanese through pro wrestling

Honestly the idol aesthetics in Stardom seem all but vestigial at this point since it seems like they’re focusing on straightforward athletics these days. For the others though there was one magazine I recapped a while back that had a rundown of lots of women’s promotions that might be somewhat useful.

I think Ice Ribbon would definitely be one to include - they were listed second under Stardom in that list, and my impression from watching some shows was a bit of a “super indie” vibe - like a smorgasbord of different sides of wrestling - from major feuds, to your idol types, to deathmatches, to mixed tags, to martial arts focused matches, Ram Kaichou from 666 was in there, etc.
They also have a niconico channel that’s subscribable like nicopro, so it’s accessible at least in some form even if it’s not nearly as straightforward as Stardom or TJPW. I was briefly subscribed to both and my impression was that the Ice Ribbon channel was a back catalog of prior shows while nicopro was new shows on timers, and I found both a bit stressful to navigate and hard to tell what exactly I would have access to (especially not knowing how to buy additional niconico points overseas…). Now that I’ve accumulated some amount of Ice Ribbon matches I’d like to have watched from the magazines though - it might be fun to resubscribe and see if I can’t track them down.

As for SEAdLINNNG (every time I type that name… what a name!) and Marvelous, I’m not sure the best way to get into them (since I haven’t yet)… shows might show up on niconicopro, I think?
But my impression is they’re both small promotions guided heavily by a couple of veterans running them - in SEAdLINNNG’s case, Yoshiko and former Stardom founder Nanae Takahashi (in my recap a couple posts ago I should have remembered THAT’s who that was not just mentioned the cute dog), in Marvelous’ case, former Crush Gal Chigusa Nagayo and Takumi Iroha.

I suppose it’s a wiki so I could update it huh :sweat_smile: (though I’m not sure I know enough to fill in “style” without just cribbing heavily from shupro)

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Both NJPW and DDT put up free matches this week that contain one of my favorite wrestlers! They’re extremely different matches, which show two very different (but equally enjoyable) sides of him.

NJPW’s free match this Monday is Kota Ibushi vs Jay White from the G1 Climax 29 Final on August 12, 2019. Remember, you only have until next Monday (Japan time) to watch this one! Since it will vanish, I’ll put the full description under a cut. I originally watched this match live as it aired, and I was very nervous, haha, because so much was riding on this one.

Explanation and links

This match is pretty straightforward: Ibushi is the babyface hero desperate to achieve his dream, and Jay is the slimy heel desperate to win whatever it takes. Ibushi isn’t always such a pure babyface—he has a very cruel side (often dubbed “murder Ibushi”) that tends to come out when his opponents provoke him too much, but Jay delights so much in tormenting him, it’s easy to root for Ibushi here.

The G1 Climax is NJPW’s most important tournament, and this is the final, so winning it is a pretty big deal. For Ibushi, winning would get him one step closer to his dream of winning the IWGP Heavyweight belt. For Jay, winning it would mean he’s the second ever gaijin wrestler (after Kenny Omega) to win this tournament. The prize on the line is a contract granting the winner the right to challenge for the IWGP belt in the main event of Wrestle Kingdom, NJPW’s biggest show of the year.

There’s a deeper narrative thread also running beneath this match, and it’s the main reason why I was so invested in it, even though the commentary never acknowledges it. Winning the IWGP Heavyweight belt was so important to Ibushi, it was the reason why he chose to sign with NJPW instead of following Kenny to AEW. The Golden Lovers didn’t want to tell another story about one of them feeling overshadowed by the other.

There are echoes of this story throughout this G1 final. In 2018, Ibushi also made it to the finals, but even with Kenny in his corner supporting him, he wasn’t able to win. This year, Ibushi walks out alone. This is in stark contrast to Jay, who brings the entirety of Bullet Club out with him, including Kenta, who freshly joined the faction earlier that night after turning on his “wrestling soulmate” Katsuyori Shibata (wrestlers betraying their soulmates is a bit of a theme for Bullet Club). In 2018, Ibushi was sort of peripherally part of Bullet Club for a time (at least, he effectively married into it), but here, they’re fully his enemies.

I don’t know if this match will be nearly as compelling to anyone else, but I was desperate to see Ibushi win, both because I wanted him to be able to achieve his dream, and I wanted him to show to the world that he was on Kenny’s level and that the two of of them are truly the best in the world so that when the Golden Lovers do reunite, they can finally team up without ambition and jealousy eating away at them. (Kenny actually did watch this match, and the end of it affected him, too, but that’s a story that was told in a different company in a different country).

If you want to watch this match, it’s available with English commentary or Japanese commentary! It’s a decently long match, so just remember that it will disappear on Monday (Japan time)!

The other free Kota Ibushi match this week is very different! It also has a lot of stakes to it, albeit a very different kind.

Here is Kota Ibushi defending his KO-D Championship against Yoshihiko (a wrestler who is a blow up doll) in DDT Pro Wrestling on March 21, 2015, four years before the match linked above.

This match is rather infamous. Some clips from it went a bit viral a few years ago, and some wrestling fans absolutely loathe the existence of it because they think it’s “killing the business” by exposing that pro wrestling matches aren’t actually real fights. Personally, I love it because it’s 1) extremely funny, and 2) extremely cool. There are some genuinely awesome stunt fighting moments in this, and it takes a lot of athleticism and skill to essentially wrestle an entire match by yourself!

If you enjoy Yoshihiko and want to see more of him, here’s a very recent match of his from September 26, 2021. This one has Japanese commentary, so it’s an excuse for some listening practice if nothing else, haha!

Part of the thrill of this match is Yoshihiko’s tag partner: Jun Akiyama. Akiyama is a very established wrestling legend who is known primarily for his work in respectable promotions like AJPW and NOAH. He’s in DDT now, though, and during his KO-D title reign, he fully solidified himself as representing DDT, comedy ridiculousness and all (I wrote about this transformation in several posts on my gif blog because there’s nothing I love more than serious wrestlers doing ridiculous comedy stuff).

Believe it or not, there’s a bit of a story leading into the match linked above, though nothing too involved. Akiyama first appeared with Yoshihiko at the very end of the CyberFight Festival supershow in June, and a photograph of Akiyama with Yoshihiko slung over his shoulders made the cover of 週刊プロレス that week.

A couple months later, they announced that the two of them would be tagging together in an upcoming match. Akiyama made a surprise appearance in a match in September, coming to Yoshihiko’s aid disguised as Yoshihiko’s handler (sometimes a person dressed all in black participates in the match to help Yoshihiko execute certain moves, but this person sort of both exists and doesn’t exist at the same time in kayfabe). The post match comments for this one were really funny, haha. If your Japanese listening comprehension isn’t good enough to catch them, a translation is in here.

Akiyama and Yoshihiko’s opponents are Harashima, the ace of DDT, and Kazuki Hirata, who is known more for his dancing in the ring than his wrestling ability (in kayfabe, at least). He is a very skilled wrestler, though, and really proves it in this match. Some moments here are really special.

Yoshihiko and Hirata are going to have a singles match soon. On October 12, I think? But I don’t know if that match will end up on youtube or not.

Also, sort of an interesting side note: apparently half of the people accessing the new Wrestle Universe streaming service so far have been overseas fans, which is amazing for a company that produces almost entirely Japanese content with almost no subtitles! It just goes to show how much of pro wrestling transcends language. Takagi is promising to add more English content to the service, so DDT, TJPW, and NOAH will likely continue to become even more accessible if your listening comprehension isn’t quite there yet.

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Tomorrow/today (the 9th in Japan) is TJPW’s biggest show of the year, Wrestle Princess! Last year, I wrote up a preview for it to help catch new fans up on the storylines, but this year I ran out of time :sweat_smile:. It should be loads of fun, though, and it would probably be a good entry point for the promotion if you’re curious about it and are willing to try out a Wrestle Universe subscription.

In anticipation of the show, TJPW uploaded a few relevant matches to youtube.

The first one is the match that actually got me into TJPW! It’s a tag team title match between the Magical Sugar Rabbits (Yuka Sakazaki and Mizuki) and NEO Biishiki-gun (Sakisama & Misao) on June 8, 2019. (No commentary for this one, sorry).

I knew Yuka a little bit from AEW, but the other three wrestlers were new to me. As soon as I saw NEO Biishiki-gun, I was utterly entranced. My lesbian heart was smitten; I needed them to win the tag titles. They’re the only true heel faction in the entire company, and they’re beautiful and evil, and I wanted them to have everything their hearts desired. If you watch the match linked above, here’s Sakisama’s entrance music (since the video cuts out the entrances, I’m guessing due to many wrestling themes being extremely copyrighted).

In the months to follow, I had just enough time to get extremely attached to Sakisama and Misao’s tag team before things started to go wrong for them. Misao’s story that year was incredible and emotional, so I can’t really complain about her leaving NEO Biishiki-gun, but it broke my heart a little when she split from Sakisama at the end of 2019.

In 2020, Sakisama found a new tag partner. As the story goes, Mei Saint-Michel was drawn to the sound of Sakisama playing the flute in the woods, and she followed after Sakisama and asked her to train her to be her maid. Not long into 2021, NEO Biishiki-gun were once again tag champions.

Yuka and Mizuki hold a grudge against them because NEO Biishiki-gun ended both of Yuka’s tag title reigns previously. My own allegiances have actually shifted over the past year, and as much as I still love NEO Biishiki-gun, I’m cheering for the Magical Sugar Rabbits all the way in this one. It’s rather poetic, because Yuka and Mizuki actually faced each other in the main event of Wrestle Princess last year, but this time, they’re trying for the tag belts together.

Pro wrestling in general tells a lot of stories about love, but TJPW in particular tends to really reward your investment in these stories, which is part of why it’s my favorite company.

The main event of Wrestle Princess this year is also a story about love. It’s another battle between tag partners, this time between Miyu Yamashita, TJPW’s ace, and Maki Itoh, once a failed idol, now an international superstar.

The match that arguably propelled Itoh to the level of fame that she currently has is this one that TJPW just uploaded: Maki Itoh vs Miyu Yamashita in DDT’s one (and so far only) show in the US on April 4, 2019. (This match actually had Patrick Gill doing English commentary, but I believe the version with commentary is only available if you purchase the show on Fite.tv)

This is a short match, and it’s not their best one, but Itoh was amazed by how popular she was in America, and it inspired her to work on improving her English. Eventually, she got her heart set on appearing in the American company AEW (a goal that she achieved in 2021!).

Maki Itoh is rather infamous in the English-speaking wrestling world for her notoriously abrasive personality and her frequent use of profanity and English slang on twitter. Her account is pretty entertaining, if you’re looking for some Japanese reading practice on your twitter feed, haha!

Itoh has crossed paths with Miyu again and again throughout her career, always at pivotal moments for her character, but only in 2021 did they become tag partners. Itoh doesn’t have a great history with her tag partners (she’s insecure and afraid of being overshadowed), but somehow, she and Miyu made it work. And now Itoh is about to challenge Miyu for her title once again, and this time, she might actually finally win it.

Wrestling has a way of bringing things full circle. I love how much it rewards your investment, but it can make it difficult to just jump in, because it feels like you’re always entering in the middle of the story. I hope these posts help at least one person :sweat_smile:

NJPW’s free match this week features the wrestler who got @rodan into wrestling! It’s Shinsuke Nakamura vs Tetsuya Naito from April 14, 2011. I haven’t seen this match, but it’s a G1 final, so it’s probably incredible. Naito is also a really compelling character, but this is an era for him that I’m very hazy on, so I’ll let the match speak for itself (if you want to know more about him, I linked a couple essays about him in the “further reading” section in this thread).

If you want to watch this match, it’s available here until next Monday (Japan time). Japanese commentary is your only option for this one!

In other wrestling news, Wrestle Princess was fantastic! One of my top three shows of the year across all promotions.

If you want a taste, TJPW uploaded part of one of the matches to youtube! This match is Aja Kong & Moka Miyamoto vs Miu Watanabe & Yuki Arai from October 9. The version uploaded to youtube has Japanese commentary. When I linked this initially, I thought it was the full match, but it looks like they only included part of it, sorry!

Aja Kong is a joshi wrestling legend. She has been wrestling for decades. In this match, she’s teaming up with Moka, who is one of TJPW’s rookies. Their opponents are two wrestlers who are also idols: Miu (in pink), a member of the Up Up Girls who debuted a few years ago, and Yuki Arai, a member of SKE48 who is one of TJPW’s newest rookies.

There are a couple main plot threads in this. One of them is the rivalry between Moka and Arai, who each have a win over the other person (and have yet to win against anyone else). TJPW actually streamed the singles match between them as part of the pre-show before Wrestle Princess (there’s even Japanese commentary, and they didn’t mute the entrances, haha). The other story of the match centers around Miu’s determination to do her Giant Swing move on Aja Kong.

Previous to this match, Miu managed to do something that no other wrestler had ever done: she did a Giant Swing on two people, holding one in each arm (the spot went mildly viral on wrestling twitter). Afterward, Miu vowed that she would Giant Swing Aja Kong, a feat that no other joshi wrestler had ever managed to accomplish. Aja warned her that she weighed as much as three people, not two, but Miu’s determination did not waver.

It’s a fun match! The post-match comments are really nice, too (here’s a link to the translation if you need it).

Also, this week, DDT streamed part of their October 12 show live! Loads of listening practice here, because you get three dark matches, the announcements in the venue, and the first two matches on the main card of the show (sadly, you don’t get to listen to the entrance themes). There’s also a live youtube chat that might offer some reading practice, but I can’t vouch for the quality of the chat because I watched the show on Wrestle Universe.

It would take way too long to give context for all of these matches, but if you do want to watch all or most of the stream, here’s Mr. Haku’s live translation thread, which offers more information and some translations for things said in-ring.

Kazuki Hirata vs Yoshihiko is in this! I’ve timestamped the start of that match in the link to the stream below. It was really fun, so I recommend checking out at least that one match. Yoshihiko does some awesome submission wrestling, haha.

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I don’t know that much about that time either, but in broad strokes I know plucky babyface “Stardust Genius” Naito being upstaged by Chaos-leader Nakamura would end up being a big part of what made the former Ingobernable, so that match seems like an interesting look at the roots of the characters they’d both be most famous as later on - weird now to see non-tranquilo Naito and a Nakamura who’s got some of the mannerisms (and hair) but not all of them! (and boy again… I forgot how loud the audience used to be from start to finish in climactic matches)

Meanwhile it took me a lot longer than I should have to realize that the shift to the new Wrestle Universe involves registering separately on the new site, and if you keep going to the old one nothing will appear strange except new shows aren’t uploaded :sweat_smile: Was wondering when Wrestle Princess was going to show up…

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I was amused to see an official NJPW-themed introductory English-learning book up for pre-order. Guess @fallynleaf isn’t the only one actively advocating for wrestling as a vehicle for language learning! I might have to try the Bookwalker version when it comes out next month just out of curiosity…

Turns out the pitch at the top of this thread could have been a lot more succinct just by swapping 日本語 into the following equation :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Omg, that’s incredible! Thanks for sharing!

I’ve actually heard a couple Japanese wrestlers talk about how they learned English through watching WWE, haha! Shota (wrestler for DDT and Ganbare, not the NJPW young lion Shota Umino) said that’s how he originally learned English.

And of course, plenty of wrestlers are also motivated to learn English primarily so that they can connect better with their English-speaking fans. Miu Watanabe gave a funny anecdote where she talked about not bothering to learn English because she didn’t think she’d ever need it, and then of course she became a pro wrestler, and now has lots of international fans. She really struggles with English more than many TJPW wrestlers, but I honestly find it really inspiring that she tries anyway. Here was her attempt to write her own name in romaji on twitter.

When I see things like that, it makes me feel better about my own limited ability to communicate in Japanese, haha, because it’s a good reminder that even if you make mistakes, it’s not the end of the world, and most people will find it endearing that you at least tried.

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Sharing the NJPW match of the week a little late today, sorry! It’s been kind of a stressful week for NJPW :cold_sweat:.

This is another one I haven’t seen! It’s another G1 final, this time Yuji Nagata vs Keiji Muto from August 12, 2001, long before I got into wrestling. Both men are actually still wrestling, and despite their age, both of them have had some huge moments this year (Nagata got a nice showcase match in the American company AEW, challenging Jon Moxley for the IWGP US title (a NJPW belt, sorry for all the acronyms). Muto is in Pro Wrestling NOAH now, and he actually was the GHC champion for several months).

I believe the match linked above happened when both of them were in their prime, so it should be pretty exciting! The match has Japanese commentary. You have until Monday (Japan time) to watch it, etc.

DDT’s free match of the week is also an exciting one! It’s Sanshiro Takagi vs Minoru Suzuki in the empty Tokyo Dome on June 1, 2017. (If you want to watch the beginning with unmuted entrances, since muting 風になれ is a crime, this version of the match has them, though that video doesn’t have the full match).

Admittedly, I still have yet to actually sit down and watch this one :sweat_smile:. It’s just enough before my time that I haven’t had the chance to get around to it yet, though I’ve been meaning to for over a year. DDT uploading this one now was a topical choice; Minoru Suzuki has been on a tear lately, wrestling some notable opponents in America. He’s in his early 50’s, which is pretty old for an active wrestler, but he’s still able to put on incredible matches, and his character work is amazing. He’s genuinely terrifying, and you get a sense for who he is immediately.

Sanshiro Takagi is… very different, haha! He’s the president of CyberFight, which includes DDT. He loves doing ridiculous comedy, and he named DDT’s biggest show of the year “Peter Pan” because he never wants to grow up and wants to remain immature and childish forever.

This match is an early predecessor of AEW’s stadium stampede match, which was born out of necessity during the early months of the pandemic when wrestling shows could not have crowds. This one was planned this way by design, though. It’s one of DDT’s 路上(ろじょう) shows, or street wrestling, where the show happens outside of a wrestling ring.

Ironically, the 東京ドーム, where this show is held, is one of the most famous wrestling venues in the world. It’s where NJPW holds their biggest show of the year (Wrestle Kingdom), and it can seat over 40,000 fans. I believe this match was DDT’s first time running the venue. But, being DDT, they had to be different, haha, so they did a Tokyo Dome show without an audience.

The match goes all over the place. It’s a very nontraditional match, and since the commentary is only in Japanese, it might be a little bit chaotic and confusing. This blog contains a breakdown of the match and some explanation of the story going into it, though the first paragraph spoils the result, so you might want to start reading after the second photo.

TJPW’s free match of the week is one from last week’s show: Rika Tatsumi & Hyper Misao & Nodoka Tenma vs Kamiyu & Mahiro Kiryu & Suzume, on October 16, 2021.

There’s no commentary available for this one, though Misao does speak on the mic at the beginning, haha (this is typical for her). It’s a pretty straightforward match with a very light-hearted plot. The main story of this one is that Misao (superhero cape and mask), Rika (in white), and Nodoka (steampunk-ish gear) just faced each other in a match at Wrestle Princess the week before.

In that match, Misao was so excited that Rika was back that she tried to get them to turn the match into a singles match between her and Rika (Misao is in love with Rika, who is in love with Mizuki, who is in love with her tag partner Yuka, who is the only person in this chain of unrequited love who actually reciprocates). At the end of it, Rika was mad that her return got upstaged by Misao’s shenanigans, and Nodoka was mad that everyone ignored her even though she won the match. So, even though Misao claims that they bonded after their 3-way match, I’m not sure it’s that simple :sweat_smile:.

That’s everything I have to link this week! I’d love to also link stuff from other companies, but I’m not caught up on Stardom, and I’m patchy with keeping up with NOAH and ChocoPro, so you’ll have to check their channels on your own.

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I receded a bit away from wrestling in the last month, I think as a sort of calm before the storm knowing that I’m gonna need to start reading a whole lot of wrestling magazines if I want to catch up with 週刊プロレス by the end of the year (which I do).
Well - the storm may have arrived. I’m gonna try to go for it and cook through 'em, without sacrificing too much of my willingness to actually read and retain what’s in the magazines.

I’m experimenting with not hiding stuff under “Hide Details” as much… It’s on topic in the thread, after all. I guess let me know if you have any opinion one way or another.

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This one I remember feeling light, mostly just pictures of wrestling matches I would have liked to have seen (but probably won’t get around to watching), namely:

Miyahara, Aoyagi, and Lee fighting for the vacant Triple Crown championship back in AJPW:

Yamashita and Sera doing their thing in Ice Ribbon:

Nakajima and Kitamiya in a hair vs. hair cage match:

That’s too bad! Nakajima’s curly hair made him immediately stand out to me.

And, naturally, Kenoh getting misted again:

The theme of Giulia’s column was 体と心のメンテナンス, and she mentions she got paid by her wrestler-oriented insurance 2万5千円 for stitching up her forehead when it got split open in that Cinderella tournament match with Maika, and she recommends her insurance to her uninsured colleagues.
That makes me wonder more about the insurance situation with wrestlers in Japan, but I feel like I lack any context from like several angles so I can’t even begin to speculate.

There’s a “Champ Talk” column with 沙希様&メイ・サン=ミッシェル from TJPW that I remember being quite fun.

Mina Shirakawa has an interview that tries gamely to inject the dramatic possibility of a Cosmic Angels riff into her (then) upcoming championship match with Tam Nakano. There’s too strong a sense of mutual respect for that to really happen though.

The costume column is about Kenoh’s ring attire. Did you notice it features some red??? He claims to not fuss over his weird haircut, he just likes that he can go to his hair dresser and not say anything and keep it the same way.

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There’s an interview with NJPW young lions Yuya Uemura and Yota Tsuji and is it just me or does Tsuji really pull off this look??


They’re in a weird position since usually young lions go on excursion to another country before returning with a new gimmick, but it’s not exactly the best time for that these days… Sounds like Tana told Tsuji he could get a new costume but he says he doesn’t want to just go out and buy his individuality, he wants to develop it and demonstrate it in the ring.

Giulia’s column is about 地方巡業 and being in tourist mode while traveling with Stardom (there’s also a few pages of photos of Stardom wrestlers on a ferry in the Tsugaru strait). Makes me pretty jealous after not having traveled in so long! She talks about being shown around Fukuoka by Maika’s family, getting too drunk and falling asleep at the airport and being carried to the plane by staff, going on an onsen trip with all of Donna Del Mondo in Atami, visiting the Atami 秘宝館 (turns out this is a sex museum), and eating crab and seeing the “100万ドルの夜景” in Hakodate.

I don’t know anything about Dragon Gate, but these guys seem pretty fun:

the costume column is about 星月芽衣 from Marvelous, who I think has shown up lately sometimes in Stardom. In my head I’ve remembered Marvelous wrestlers in Stardom as “the one in the rainbow-camo swimsuit style gear” - but it sounds like that’s actually the Marvelous equivalent of the young lion trunks in New Japan, and Mei’s graduated from those. So hopefully this’ll help me do a better job learning her name properly.

Mutoh’s column is about the moonsault he did at the Cyberfestival, after his moonsault long having been disused for the sake of his (extremely long-suffering) knees. It sounds like his doctor and wife were NOT happy about it, and even many fans expressed concern for his knees. He talks about wrestling being an art with a physical cost.

The magazine staff express confusion at longtime indie wrestler (and former columnist) Hideki Suzuki’s ringname in WWE/NXT apparently being “Hachiman.” Giulia jokes that it must be because his ギャラが月8万円 (geddit? はちまん円…)

Apparently there’s a live show featuring wrestlers called Batman Ninja?

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Naito’s column drifts into the subject of the olympics, and he talks about having no interest or drive to root for Japan in it, not even in baseball, since the national team is a mix of various teams not just the one he supports and he’d prefer they focus on the league itself. He says his only strong memory of the olympics is when they lit the torch once with a bow and arrow, not anything from any of the competitions.

Starlight Kid has an interview about her new look. I’m still so impressed that she went so quickly from plucky sidekick to maybe the coolest look in wrestling - but then, a masked wrestler with a lot of purple who still somehow incorporates a Superman logo in there somehow is definitely gonna be up my alley.
She talks quite frankly about putting the look together, including extensions and contacts and pants instead of shorts, and it’s a pretty interesting look behind the scenes.
She also talks about how while she doesn’t hate Stars now, there’s a freedom in Oedotai she appreciates. The interviewer points out also that with Tora injured, SLK might already be the closest thing Oedotai has to an active leader at the moment.
Apparently also Tora is SLK’s kouhai by one year?! Goes to show I have absolutely no idea how old or experienced anyone is - I feel like I assume the faction leaders are the most experienced but with Stardom that doesn’t seem to be a given.

I’ve noticed there’s almost zero ads for anything not directly wrestling-related in the magazine, but when there is, for some reason it’s always for papayas:


I don’t think I’ve ever had a papaya.

Apparently Onita is still out there somewhere doing his thing - this match’s full tile is apparently a “有刺鉄線電流爆破+バリケードマット地雷+電流爆破バット+電流爆破テーブル~地獄のデスマッチ~”
The man has a flair for names.

I think this is my new favorite example of non-literal furigana:

Giulia’s column is about her tag team with Syuri, which is going by the name “Alto livello KABALIWAN” now, or アリカバ. Sounds like it’s a mix of Italian and Filipino to show their respective roots, with the intended meaning being モノが違う狂気. She talks about characteristically being individualistic and interested in singles wrestling, but how with Syuri told her they’re like Picasso and Beethoven teaming up, two great artists with individual visions coming together as something unique.
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The staff column at the back is about 誹謗中傷 - it sounds like what happened to Hana has not stopped abusive comments, and there’s comments from Tam and Giulia about how they deal with abuse directed at them online. Giulia recommends liberally blocking and muting them and remembering that as much as they’ll say they’re speaking for everyone, they’re demonstrably a small, venomous fraction of the total audience.

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Thanks as always for sharing these! I was going to post some more match links last week, but was too busy! This week is looking to be even busier, so we’ll just have to see how things go :sweat_smile:

I like the posts being not hidden, personally! Makes it easier to browse their contents at a glance, which is handy because pro wrestling is such a variety show.

I miss his hair, too! Though, I did laugh when he lost that match, haha! As fond of him as I am, he definitely deserved to get his comeuppance there. I was trying to explain the context of that cage match to a friend, and it was fun to explain that even though Nakajima was the betrayee in this particular situation and not the betrayer, he was still not exactly a sympathetic character.

Regarding Kenoh’s haircut, I love that detail! His hair is very strange, but it’s such a part of him at this point, I truly can’t imagine him any other way.

Also, agreed on Tsuji’s look! Though it is quite strange to see him in just regular clothes when I’m so used to seeing him in a basic t-shirt or just black trunks, haha.

And yes, the rainbow-camo swimsuit gear is the Marvelous trainee gear! I think they’re the only joshi promotion I’ve seen that actually has a specific outfit for all of their trainees. In TJPW and Stardom, trainee wrestlers get to have their own unique look, which is nice, but there’s also something special about a wrestler graduating from trainee status and suddenly becoming their own person.

I actually just watched a recent match with Maria in it, and it was cool to see how different she looked now that she has graduated from being a trainee! I first saw her in the very first Assemble show last year (did you hear about Assemble? It’s a very cool project that unfortunately seems like it isn’t getting continued).

And yeah, Mutoh’s moonsault… I was a little terrified when I saw him do it during that show, but at the same time, I understand why he did it. It almost felt like there during that match, on a stage as important as that one for those three companies, he was okay with that match potentially being his last match ever, if doing that move had killed his knees.

I love Starlight Kid’s new look and overall character direction! She has absolutely had one of the coolest stories in 2021

Onita actually recently came to the US! An indie promotion flew him in so that he could help them with their explosions (they learned from AEW’s mistakes). I didn’t watch this show, but here’s a gif from it (warning, this is from a deathmatch, so it’s a little gnarly).

Onita has certainly been keeping busy in Japan, too. His new promotion did an Independence Day show on July 4, and I found it extremely amusing that a Japanese promotion did a show themed around American Independence Day, but I suppose the main allure of the holiday was the theme of fireworks and explosions, haha!

One thing that’s fun to me is that the American wrestler Jon Moxley started using Wild Thing as his theme, inspired by Onita (both of them use the same version of the song), and there was one day a few months ago where I watched AEW, where the last match began and ended with Wild Thing playing, and then just a few hours later, I watched DDT Peter Pan, where one of the pre-matches began and ended with Wild Thing playing. Just a cool connection between two completely different people in two completely different countries.

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I’ve forgotten most of the details of what’s in the beginning of the magazine (mainly a long Naito/SANADA interview and the regular columns), because that’s all overshadowed by what to me at least is far and away the most interesting thing in the issue:

A big long overview, history, and celebration of Ice Ribbon in honor of its 15th Anniversary!

Like the one for Stardom’s 10th anniversary earlier in the year, this was a really interesting read that filled in a lot of gaps for me. It also makes me think I should consider resubscribing to the Ice Ribbon niconico channel now that I’ve got far, far more context than I did when last I gave it a shot.

Here’s the gist I took away history-wise:
Ice Ribbon began in 2015 when Emi Sakura, then working for 我闘姑娘, went looking for strategies to increase the number of shows they could run, settling on… getting rid of the ring.


By putting on mat wrestling shows, they could run at more and smaller venues, and running more shows meant more money, so Ice Ribbon started as an avenue for that, before the original parent promotion folded and Ice Ribbon became its own thing and branched out into more usual kinds of pro-wrestling.

Emi Sakura led the promotion and was lauded, but decided to leave, with two wrestlers set to take over for that loss: Tsukasa Fujimoto and Hikaru Shida. Fujimoto would go on to take over running the wrestling side of the company (including the match-making), and would be lauded with the same industry prize Sakura won before her, while Shida would decide she would prefer to see where the skillset she’d gained could take her instead and is now a former champion in AEW.
Other stars like Risa Sera and recently Suzu Suzuki have been built up, and with from the beginning a willingness to try new things, build stars, and stream on the internet, the promotion may be well positioned to weather the corona crisis.

There’s an interview with Fujimoto and the guy who I guess runs the parent company (Hajime Sato), and it sounds like according to him at least, Sakura’s departure was mainly just because she wasn’t as interested in the business management side of things as the company grew and that led to disagreements. It sounds like Fujimoto handles the wrestling side of things and the booking but finds the latter stressful (and apparently they’re often late in getting show cards to the magazine reporters). They float an idea for as the number of shows increases, delegating booking responsibility to different wrestlers on different days to relieve some pressure and get different people experience (but I don’t know if they try this).

There’s a list of 5 大事件 (positive and negative) from Ice Ribbon’s history:

  1. Sakura and Fujimoto winning the 女子プロ大賞 9 years apart
  2. Sakura suddenly leaving
  3. Tsukushi arrested - Tsukushi is a wrestler for the company who was originally a kid’s wrestler (an unusual joshi wrestling thing where teen or even younger trainees sometimes wrestle at shows), and while this just says she “トラブルで逮捕,” I looked it up and apparently she may have tried to stab Kagetsu?! Geez. I guess it didn’t amount to anything seriously more than teen trouble that’s now in the past, though. That type of thing being (however mildly) in the public eye seems like a not great aspect of that part of wrestling.
  4. Giulia’s scandalous departure - this was covered in Stardom’s history too, but it sounds like Giulia leaving Ice Ribbon without warning via tweet really made waves.
  5. Suzu Suzuki getting a solo shupro cover at 17 (I feel like it’s maybe a little self-indulgent of the magazine to make the cover spot sound THAT important… even if wrestlers do seem to talk about it a lot…)

And they picked out 5 memorable matches:

  1. Emi Sakura vs. Nanae Takahashi at Ice Ribbon’s first Kourakuen show, 2009.8.23
  2. Tsukushi vs. Kurumi - main eventing Kourakuen Hall as middle schoolers?? 2013.3.31
  3. Tsukasa Fujimoto vs. Arisa Nakajima - two presumptiva aces battling twice for two championships on the same card, 2014.12.28
  4. Risa Sera in an iron woman deathmatch gauntlet, 2017.11.14
  5. Maya Yukihi vs. Suzu Suzuki for the ICEx∞ championship - plucky young Suzu as a glimmer of hope in the midst of Corona, 2020.8.9

As well as a list of 5 major championships:

  • ICE×∞ - the promotion’s top championship. Apparently originally it was the Icex60 championship with the idea it would be a jr. belt for wrestlers under 60キロ, but it later got opened up to everyone, hence the name. Helpfully, the magazine provides the reading: 「アイ・シー・イー・クロス・インフィニティ」. That… is not what I had guessed.
  • トライアングルリボン - a singles championship, not a trios belt, but you can only defend it in triple threat matches! No gender or weight restrictions.
  • IW 19 - a belt defended only during online streams, regardless of whether there’s a live audience or not. The match time limit is 19 minutes and the count-out time is 19 instead of the usual 20. Currently used as the belt for P’s Party, their regular livestream.
  • インターナショナルリボンタッグ - the tag team belt. Intergender and men’s tag teams can challenge for it too.
  • Fantast ICE - a belt where the champion gets to decide the match rules. Risa Sera achieved V10 (10 defenses) with it in a variety-filled reign. Apparently the ICE here is an acronym too - 「ふぁんたすと・あい・しー・いー」 (I wonder if there’s any reason they gave this reading in hiragana but the other in katakana??)

There’s a bunch of other interviews (including a short one with Shida reflecting on her time in Ice Ribbon), pictures, fun profiles of various wrestlers, and basically an ad for the Ice Ribbon dojo in Warabi, Saitama, complete with Yuuki Mashiro showing you how to get there from the train station. Sounds like they run regular small dojo shows, and there’s a lot of description about signing up for training, with one of the referees as the head coach and Suzu and Yuuki subbing in on set days. Seems like it would be a nice place to have in the neighborhood.

There’s an interview with Suzu and Risa talking more about deathmatches and how Suzu was inspired to do them from watching Risa. I love how Suzu’s wearing a lizard shirt:
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… since a previous issue documented her love for her pet lizards:

There’s an interview with ガチャ王国, which seems to consist of two extremely tough wrestlers (Rina Yamashita and Akane Fujita) whole-heartedly supporting Yuuki Mashiro because she’s so cute and nice. Seems like a really fun dynamic (even if I’m still a bit confused how the ガチャ part fits in exactly). They insist it’s an 王国, not a ウニット.

And finally, a magazine editor writes about how Fujimoto has great leadership and especially is a fantastic scout for talent, using Giulia as an example of the latter. Rookie Giulia looks so strange in the included photo with Fujimoto:

Apart from all that, Giulia’s column is about using social media as a wrestler, and she talks about how it’s part of the job to rile things up on there, but there’s some fans who get way too caught up in it and it’s a big problem. She compares that kind of fan to a child picking up a loaded gun - not realizing the danger in the tool they’re wielding.

I’ve always wondered about Stardom’s constantly giving huge trophies to extremely tired wrestlers after winning matches, but come to think of it I don’t think I’ve ever seen what’s actually written on them. I don’t know what I expected.

There’s a fun interview with Mizuki and Yuki Arai about the then upcoming princess tournament in TJPW - with Mizuki having won the previous 2 in a row, and Arai a plucky newcomer entering her first tournament ever (she says she got third in a tennis tournament in school but it was just a really lucky seed she didn’t actually win any matches).

There’s a showcase of male wrestler’s new wrestling T-shirts. Not gonna lie… they all just look like wrestling t-shirts to me…
There’s some commentary about what’s selling well, and apparently the strength of 絆 makes LIJ merch and Dangerous Tekkers merch do well. And also O-Karn sells well, apparently due to his effective social media use?
Takagi’s shirt says “GOIN NA MY WAY” on the back, which is supposed to convey “強引なMY WAY” sure…

The costume column is about AZM, and her costume is meant to look near-futuristic, and is inspired by Neon Genesis Evangelion (although apparently she’s not an intense fan of the anime or anything like that) - and y’know, I hadn’t noticed but now it seems really obvious with that color scheme. Similarly, I hadn’t noticed the logo that spells her name.

Mutoh’s column is more about moonsaults (did he do another one??). Apparently his doctor said after he used the move again 「男と男の約束破ったな」and he really really shouldn’t do tons of them since it risks not being able to walk again given just how messed up his knees are.
He talks about how he started doing it originally just because it was something simple and impressive that only he could do, as especially in America when he was wrestling there, no one else was doing them. And I think he says he didn’t do body slams because it’s not a move you take without trust that he hadn’t accumulated yet as someone just passing it through in a way.
He felt like he’d saved up enough like, good knee power, to break it out this once or twice. And he says that while a good showman doesn’t say “please don’t look forward moonsaults from me for my sake” he can say “I will have matches where that don’t need moonsaults.”

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Kenoh talks a bit about pro-wrestling t-shirts in his column - sounds like nWo shirts were just as big in Japan as America, and one Japan-specific well-selling shirt is Hulk Hogan “一番” shirts.

Giulia’s column is about the 5 Star GP, and she talks about each of the competitors. It’s a fun rundown! Really too bad she had to drop out from injuries.

The history column is about a singles match between Inoki and Terry Funk on the latter’s first trip to Japan in 1970. I was kind of curious if I could find the specific match, but no luck. 50 years ago is a long time!

There’s an interview with Utami Hayashishita talking about her then upcoming match with Takumi Iroha. The main thing I remember is a remark that they’re probably the wrestlers with the most female fans…

There’s a women’s counterpart to the men’s wrestling shirt rundown from last issue. All the Stardom one’s are tied to factions or events, oddly.
I like Suzu’s shirt that’s just her dumping thumbtacks on her head (and that 15th anniversary Ice Ribbon shirt is nice too):

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I really like this picture of Mayu selling a headbutt. Showcases really well why everyone calls her a zombie, and everyone’s facial expression is great:
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This is maybe the most dramatic picture and tagline yet! Can you tell what it says? ぐ・れい・とう・む・た・狂騒曲 → グレート・ムタ 狂騒曲 (協奏曲)-> ~“Great Muta Manic Concerto”
(warning: blood)

Giulia’s column is about training. My main takeaway was that Milano Collection AT (who also does a lot of color commentary for NJPW) is/was a major trainer for Stardom. I feel like I heard that before but didn’t really connect the dots before.

Apparently if you’re uncomfortable going to a crowded wrestling show, you can pay Michinoku Pro to come to your house and wrestle in it. They quote prices (十万円 as the base price for a singles match and up) so I guess it’s a real thing you could do If you have the space??

There’s an interview where Suzu talks with famous retired deathmatch wrestler Mr. Danger at his steakhouse, ステーキハウスミスターデンジャー, for advice for her upcoming summer-themed deathmatch with Rina.
It says the steak is “脂ギッシュじゃない” but from the picture I feel like that must only be true before the huge glob of butter is put on it?? I wanted to look at the restaurant’s webiste but it’s down… Google Maps makes it look like a pretty cool place though.

In another ice Ribbon article, Tsukasa Fujimoto returns to where she debuted (or just wrestled at a long time ago), 千本桜ホール. They recount a story, called the 松本浩代事件, where another wrestler, 松本浩代, wrestled Fujimoto and one other newbie wrestler at once in a handicap match, and completely dominated, saying 「お前らみたいなのがいるからプロレスがダメになるんだ」, meaning that wrestlers like Fujimoto who were former idols were ruining the business (and they way they talk about it, it sounds like it wasn’t wholly a storyline). Anyway, now 12+ years later, that wrestler and Fujimoto are a tagteam!
There’s also a fun bit where the conversation turns toward 恋, and Fujimoto’s asked how it’s going on that front. And she asks back what day it is - it’s her birthday. And when they set up the interview after not being able to schedule one with the other tag team, what did she say? She said she’d be open to it, but it was her birthday, so she hoped she’d have plans. And was she able to do the interview? - so there’s your answer.

Speaking of 松本浩代, Hiroyo Matsumoto is in the costume column, and I mostly just include it to put a face to a name in the story above, but also it’s a bit interesting her colors in the costume are the way they are out of hometown pride - they’re the colors of the 東海道線, and she’s from 平塚市
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Muta comes across a bit like an old man in his column… he’s asked about tag partners and abruptly changes the subject to talk about how he watched the olympics and the rules in the judo competition were really easy to understand, so pro wrestling tag matches should follow the rules more closely, it’s too difficult for a spectator to understand the rules at a glance with so many double team moves.

I dunno though, I feel like spectacles like this shot of Chaos in a six-man tag are part of the fun!

There’s a brief column about Yuka Sakazaki’s impressions comparing American wrestling with AEW and Japanese wrestling - I think it was the usual notes about how hearing the crowd again is extremely refreshing, and also you have to be much more conscious of the TV cameras and timing.

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I posted so many pictures of mists, here’s a shining wizard too just to balance it out.

There’s a page of lucha information from Mexico. One infrequently appearing page is better than nothing I guess!

Tam Nakano has a risque photobook out called “Twilight.” Sounds like it’s geared heavily towards simulating you being idyllically married to Tam Nakano, so if you want that… go buy the book I guess. She says she wants both men and women to look at it.

Giulia’s column is about body image, and she says that while different people have different looks and different preferences, for her body type and her preferences, a thin look is the best way she can project that admirable pro wrestler fantasy, and she says it isn’t true that you need bulk to wrestle safely.
She also talks about how with corona she was motivated to put together a home gym and really push it as much as possible, but that after losing her championship she’s intentionally reverted to a less intense and more sustainable regimen.
As much as I like ultra-cool ripped champion Giulia, her current look sounds way better on the whole just from a livability standpoint. A reminder (along with Tanahashi constantly expressing body anxiety in basically every column) that wrestlers have a lot of the same body image maintenance problems and expectations movie stars do.
It also includes this picture of her in 4th grade, the intense intangible early 2000s-ness of which was a sudden weird reminder that I’m the same age as Giulia. Usually the school uniforms mask it, but she was in Italy at the time and just looks like any of my classmates. I even basically had the same glasses.
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The history column is about a 1967.8.14 match between Giant Baba and Gene Kiniski that Baba apparently always called his best match. I’m gonna link it because it’s from 54 years ago.

I wasn’t sure what a summer-themed deathmatch would look like… I guess like this, huh. Suzu said in the previous interview she wanted to do stuff she’d never done and nobody had ever done - looking at this I feel like probably she managed it.

Shoko Nakajima has an interview and she poses with her Gamera figures, which makes her a definite babyface in my book!

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NOAH announced a show for January first (pity イッテンイチ doesn’t have the same ring to it), and Kenoh has a running bit where, since that’s his birthday, he calls it Noah’s first birthday show, and proclaims it the first of what’s sure to be an annual tradition, 「ABEMA presents信念だよ、拳王大生誕祭vol.37」(geddit, 信念/新年?). It’s a pity we don’t get to see the conversation live. He plays the bit straight the entire way through and watching him say it all with a straight face would be a lot of fun.

Learning a bit about Japanese history and interacting with media set when clans were important has made me wonder about mon when I see them, and so I was curious about the one Marufuji wore for announcing the New Year’s show. At first searching in English on my phone I thought maybe it had something to do with Asano, but predictably Japanese sources seem much more informative, and I found a page with a lot of detail. Still don’t really know at all if it has particular meaning in this case (and if so what meaning), or if nowadays you just go with whatever mon when you need to dress up or what, but it’s interesting at least.

Giulia’s column is about making rivals, and she says it’s the same as finding a romantic partner, you shouldn’t be quick to dismiss someone just because you don’t think you’d have chemistry. You gotta fight the urge to put on a polite face, and bear your heart in the ring until you find a rival you can smash that heart into a bunch and get the fans excited and make a bunch of money.

Ah, to gently caress the face of a Stone Pitbull…
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There’s a match briefly mentioned from 2011 where apparently as a “昭和の洗礼,” Yuzuki Aikawa, then a new wrestler/idol and star for Stardom took on famous heel Dump Matsumoto. Sounds like another interesting clash between two different eras.

The industry column at the back talks with a TJPW official, and it sounds like they think Cyberfight made a very big impact, and they plan to make TJPW the number one women’s wrestling promotion in Japan. It mentions last year they had 3 wrestlers leave and go to Stardom - I guess this is talking about Unagi Sayaka, Mina Shirakawa, and Natsupoi? - and it sounds like they want to scale up and avoid that kind of thing in the future.


Otherwise, I did resubscribe to the Ice Ribbon niconico channel. I should add to the wiki about Ice Ribbon in general. The principal downside with the channel is it seems like they upload shows to it 6 months after the fact. So unless you have, say, a giant pile of wrestling magazines, you aren’t going to have any context for anything that’s going on and you can’t just jump in and watch what’s happening right now (except maybe if you catch them as live events or on niconicopro).

But the last few magazines especially have motivated me to more actively sprinkle wrestling into my day, and to start watching from Suzu’s IceX∞ win on, since there’s a lot of matches I would have liked to see since then. So Ice Ribbon joins the fog of promotions I’m vaguely keeping track of but not doing a great job staying perfectly up to date with, along with Stardom, AEW, NJPW, TJPW, NOAH, DDT, and historical/defunct promotions…

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It was really interesting reading more about Ice Ribbon! Thanks for sharing all of that! I’d been curious about Emi Sakura’s history in the company, since she founded it, then left and eventually founded another company.

There was a quote from Kenny, I don’t remember exactly what he said, but it was years ago, but he basically said that he didn’t want to wrestle for WWE or TNA, but he wanted to be in Ice Ribbon.

I’m trying to remember if I’ve watched any Ice Ribbon… I don’t think I have, actually! I do plan on eventually watching some of Hikaru Shida and Syuri’s matches there, because I fell in love with their tag team in 2019 without even watching a single match of theirs. (I thought their interactions on twitter were really fun, and then Shida mentioned that her dream match was her and Syuri vs the Golden Lovers, and I was immediately sold haha).

Definitely keep me posted on how watching Ice Ribbon goes, and yes, absolutely update the wiki post if you’re willing to!

Ahaha, as far as I know, he hasn’t done another one after the one at CyberFight Festival, but then again, I’ve missed a lot of NOAH shows, so maybe he did one that I didn’t hear about. But reading that line made me laugh out loud!

That doesn’t surprise me! I do love how Utami always gives a rose to women in the audience (or on commentary) when she makes her entrance. Then again, as a Sakisama fan (as well as someone who appreciates El Desperado), I am very biased towards wrestlers bringing roses to the ring.

I also appreciate Tam wanting both men and women to look at her photobook, haha!

And that’s amazing, because I am also the same age as Giulia! What a coincidence. Also, her comment on making rivals being the same as finding a romantic partner is such a wrestling thing to say. I wonder what this implies about her rivalry with Tam… :thinking:

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I’ve been too busy to keep up with most of the matches that have been getting posted to youtube lately, but I just saw NJPW’s free match for this week, and I had to share it! Please watch this one!

NJPW just uploaded Hiromu Takahashi vs El Desperado from the Best of the Super Jr. finals on December 11, 2020. (I actually giffed parts of this one, though only look at this post after you watch the match or if you missed the window that it was available on youtube, otherwise you will be completely spoiled).

This is one of my favorite NJPW stories because it’s another overtly LGBTQ story in wrestling! I’ll put a short description of the story leading into the match under a cut along with the links.

(Reminder you only have until Monday (Japan time) to watch this for free!)

Best of the Super Jr. is essentially the junior heavyweight version of the G1. The winner earns a title shot at the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship at Wrestle Kingdom on January 4, (“イッテンヨン”). Hiromu (pictured in the background of my pop-up profile here) has held this title many times and is widely considered to be NJPW’s top junior heavyweight wrestler, and is the favorite to win this tournament. He’s a cat-loving weirdo with undeniable charisma. Despy, a self-styled luchador who is unafraid to fight dirty, has yet to win that belt in the seven years since his debut.

The main core to this match isn’t so much the belt as it is the relationship between the two wrestlers. Despy has been in love with Hiromu for years. Ever since his debut (where he presented Kota Ibushi, then junior heavyweight champ, with a bouquet of flowers), Despy has had a tendency of falling in love with beautiful, charismatic men who don’t love him back. He fixates on the top stars of the junior heavyweight division: first Kota Ibushi, then Kushida, and now Hiromu.

Because this is wrestling, and because Despy is a heel who, uh, hasn’t exactly learned how to deal with emotions in a healthy way, his feelings manifest as wanting to fight the objects of his fixations. Leading up to this match with Hiromu in the finals, Despy faced off against him during their block match earlier in the tournament (BOSJ only had one block that year), and before that match, Hiromu said “I don’t hate you anymore.” Despy defeated him via submission because he knew that Hiromu would hate losing that way.

If you want some listening practice (or you can watch with subtitles on), here are the post-match promos for that match, which sets the stage for where the wrestlers are emotionally going into the finals later. Despy tells Hiromu: “How about it? You said you used to hate me and don’t anymore? Even though I’ve always told you that I’ve loved you, this whole time. What will you say now? You don’t care? That’s as good as saying you don’t care about me at all.” Basically, if he can’t get Hiromu’s love, then he wants to be the object of Hiromu’s hate instead. As long as he can get Hiromu to feel something about him.

On the last night of the regular block matches, Despy defeats Bushi in his match, and they announce that the finals will be him vs Hiromu, and as he listens to the announcement, he just breaks into a lovely smile.

So that’s where we are going into this. The two wrestlers have a lot more history, but most of it was before my time, so this is the best that I can do for an explanation! :sweat_smile: If you want to watch it, it’s available here with Japanese commentary, and here with English commentary.

The post-match promos and comments to this one are up on youtube here, if you’re curious what the wrestlers have to say after the match.

The BOSJ tournament is about to happen again this year, so that’s why they shared this match now! We’re going to get at least one more match between Hiromu and Despy, though I am personally selfishly hoping for two, haha.

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Aided by tournament season raising the percentage of match recaps and by my levels of skimming slipping just above the threshold where I notice and go out of my way to look up words I don’t know… I read a bunch of wrestling magazines! Caught up much faster than I would have thought possible.

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This ad for the 5 Star GP both illustrates what they were saying about touring a lot and doubles as a map of where various Stardom wrestlers are from. I knew Mayu was from Yamaguchi and Giulia mentioned Maika’s hometown like an issue ago, but otherwise come to think of it Japanese wrestlers aren’t really billed from a particular city the way they often are in America, are they?
Makes me wonder if any of them have have a noticeable accent.

Pop landmark quiz!
What three cities is Gleat advertising shows in?

Tokyo, Yokohama, and Osaka

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Hiromu’s back! With a big surgery scar on his shoulder. He says he feels recovered to the point of not feeling like he was ever injured at all, and it was easier to choose the surgery and full recovery route after he was out for even longer from the previous neck injury because it didn’t feel like such a long time in comparison.

Kenoh talks about corona some in his column and he says something like now it’s widespread enough that when people get sick (like they were a lot at the time around when the tournaments were starting up) it feels like there was nothing they could do, in contrast to when he got sick because he was irresponsible about it. Nothing to do but learn from his example and be vigilant and cautious if we want to go back to a pre-corona normal.

Maki Itoh’s good at taking smug photographs with a trophy. Her interview shows her characteristic high self-deprecation + high ambition.

There’s a column showing the various fan clubs for various promotions. The included pictures of people manning tables at shows are kinda fun. Some of the names are straightforward, like Team NJPW or Noah’s Ark, some are maybe less so, like Happy Gate for Dragon Gate, or FC BJ for Big Japan.

In my head I assumed the previous Onita picture I posted was from some kind of one-off revival show since I thought he was retired, but it seems like no, to one extent or another it’s a whole new running promotion, FMW-E (the E stands for Explosion, because of course it does). This is his 7th return from retirement so in retrospect I really should have known better. A later column sums it up in a nice way:
7度目の復帰でこの求心力は「さすが」と「まさか」どちらの感想も持てるが、それこそ大仁田の真骨頂。

Speaking of Onita, here’s a pretty cool picture of him and Terry Funk
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The history column is about a nearly deadly ankle injury and infection Antonio Inoki suffered in 1975.

Suzu Suzuki and Tsukasa Fujimoto are the wrestlers whose stories I most want to watch after reading these, and I also love Ultraman, so I may have gasped when I turned the page and saw this.
It definitely feels like the Ultraman Expo payed somebody (Ice Ribbon? The magazine?) to have them visit it and talk about how much they enjoyed it, but hey. It does sound fun.
(and OF COURSE Suzuki would be Ultraseven if Fujimoto’s Ultraman, it only makes sense given Ultraseven’s penchant for decapitating monsters and her similar love of bloodshed…)

Giulia talked in her column about why wrestlers like her are coming to Stardom lately, and it sounds like it’s because of money, and because it’s an environment where hard work can pay off. She recounts calling her mom after her first Stardom paycheck and that being the first moment her mom accepted her being a pro wrestler.

There was some kind of event called Hard Hit with like, Onita and Suwama, that took place in an open-air football field (so cheering was okay) and there were no chairs so you just sat on the grass, and anyway here’s Minoru Suzuki just hanging out:

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I already talked about Ibushi’s interview here.
Meanwhile Tanahashi’s in mandatory quarantine from returning from America.
Kenoh’s column is about time off and he says he’s tired more easily lately but while that could be coronavirus after-effects he thinks it’s just accumulated wear and tear.

There’s some photos of Risa Sera and Maya Yukihi at the beach. Looks like a nice day. You can see some of Sera’s deathmatch scars in one of the photos, which I think is kinda cool.

There’s a long obituary for Hideki Hosaka, a wrestler who worked with Onita a lot.

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The Great Sasuke is gonna hold his own funeral in Michinoku Pro…
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There’s a lot of N-1 Victory information and interviews in this issue…
Kenoh complains that the tournament is full of old people, claiming the average age is 50 years (by dubiously assuming one wrestler with an unannounced age is 150). He thinks there should be fewer old legends brought in and more younger Noah wrestlers included.
I honestly pretty much agree with him… just because it’s tough to commit to a league you aren’t already bought in on when it’s full of legends you personally don’t have context for yet.

Here’s a gross deathmatch picture.
WARNING: blood and forks

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I thought @fallynleaf would like this picture of Ibushi from Wrestle Kingdom Day 2

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There’s a lot of G1 information in this one and a loooong Tanahashi interview.
And he also has his column - the cover and topic is “Tanahashi 2020” which is because he now has the record for most consecutive G1 appearances at 20 (which is super impressive), and it’s also a joke about the olympics still being 2020.

Looks like The Great Sasuke’s funeral went well.

The costume column is about Syuri! I actually LOVE this attire - it’s super cool and feels like a leveled-up version of her last costume.
Turns out, it’s not actually a newly commissioned piece, but a costume she previously wore as the historical figure and one of the 真田十勇士, 霧隠才蔵, in MAKAI (you can kind of see it in one of the photos on their website). MAKAI is a cool-sounding hybrid wrestling/drama live show thing, and this is reminding me that now that I can deal OK with exclusively Japanese videos, I should really go try to find out if it’s possible to get into it.

If all these columns I’ve mentioned aren’t enough proof that Suzu Suzuki enjoys deathmatches… I feel like this photo is proof enough.
(warning: blood)

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The magazine people tell Kenoh they have a 大スクープ for his column - Wrestle Universe is free til the end of the year! Kenoh might even sign up for the first time! (he hadn’t out of spite because the URL still said DDT until now)

There’s a Japanese Wrestling Hall of Fame established now. The first entrants are Antonio Inoki, Giant Baba, Genichiro Tenryu, Jumbo Tsuruta, Tatsumi Fujinami, and Riki Choshu.

Michinoku Pro is having a マスクマン決定リーグ
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One of the gifts you can enter for a chance to receive by sending in some information is a funerary portrait of The Great Sasuke, as modeled here by The Great Sasuke

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Kenoh’s mad they lied about having a big scoop last time and turned his column into an advertisement (but he did sign up).

The history column is about Antonio Inoki and Giant Baba both debuting on the same day in 1960. Apparently (according to Inoki anyway) Rikidozan specifically had Inoki debut against a strong opponent and Baba against an especially weak opponent, I suppose to showcase their respective strengths.

There’s a small obituary for Rumi Kazama, a former LLPW wrestler who passed away suddenly.

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Kenoh (who apparently studied 政治経済 at Meiji University) compares Noah to the LDP election, talking about how ultimately they boil down to factionalism. He compares himself to Taro Kono who got a lot of votes, but notes that like Fumio Kishida, Naomichi Marufuji wins because ultimately 保守本流 is a powerful factor faction-wise. That’s just for now however, and Kongo will one day take the throne.

There’s been some interviews with Stardom wrestlers and Takumi Iroha that were good but hard to pull stuff to recap doing so many of these at once. A common thread is how many joshi wrestlers wear bright red these days - they’re all vying to be the top red wrestler, but 朱里 has an advantage because of her name.
Oh also apparently Saya Kamitani accidentally revealed Iroha was joining the 5 Star GP before it was officially announced. I hope she doesn’t feel too bad about that.

There’s interviews leading up to Wrestle Princess II. Sakisama and Mei St. Michel are a very fun interview because of how much they play up their act - every time they call the championship おベルト is very good.

VENYU, Yuki Kamifuki and Asuka, apparently met for the first time by chance while both separately out drinking.

I heard about the thing depicted in this part of the WWE recap. Not really seeing the storytelling benefit to the choice in pictures either…

This photo of Tam Nakano with her poleaxe is phenomenal.

There’s some industry talk about the N-1 Victory. Sounds like they want it to be as big as the G1 brandwise and are experimenting with the format to try to get there. It did sell out all days.

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I noticed Takumi Iroha’s tattoo in this photo… I had a hunch, and yes, Chigusa Nagayo also has this tattoo. Nagayo’s says “The Last Fighter / The First Legend / The Mentor.” Iroha’s seems taken from that and apparently says “The Inherit Fighter / The Next Legend / The Mentor”
As teachers and students go, they sure do seem close.

There’s starting to be some speculation about when audiences will be able to cheer again, as cases go down (and every wrestler traveling abroad has remarked on the cheers being hugely refreshing). But for now still just in caution mode.

I didn’t realize how storied Syuri’s career has been. Here she is in 2008 debuting for Hustle. And apparently she wrestled Kana (Asuka) before she went to WWE.

Tenryu reflects on the Hall of Fame (sounded like he’s grateful but also cautions those backing it to be prudent about money) and on the late Rumi Kazama, who played a major role in helping Tenryu’s WAR get off the ground by allowing a joint tour with her LLPW promotion.

There’s some reflection in Mutoh’s column on the 70 year history of pro wrestling in Japan (measured from the day of Rikidozan’s debut). He says perhaps by the time it hits 100 years everyone will be wrestling in Mazinger-style robot suits. They joke that with his knees, he’s a fore-runner for those robot suits, since technology has certainly prolonged his career and made him part-machine in a way. He’ll be 90 then, but maybe he’ll still be wrestling…
One interesting note at the end is he feels like no company really has lasted very long, not Rikidozan’s, not Baba’s, not Inoki’s. Because although AJPW and NJPW still exist, they don’t feel like the same companies to him anymore since they’ve been bought and management has completely changed.

There’s a column about (and I’m just going to use the terminology the magazine uses here), a ミゼットプロレスラー, プリティ太田, starting a successful crowd-funding campaign to start a promotion/revival, こびとプロレス再生プロジェクト, after many years after the heyday of this kind of pro wrestling (in AJW, apparently), and appearing sometimesi n Michinoku Pro.
This is a type of wrestling I’ve had mixed feelings about, with nothing against the performers but plenty of trepidation about how respectful the presentation is given wrestling’s routes as a carnival sideshow. But surely I can get behind a self-driven and self-run project like this.
That said, プリティ太田 and his partner in the endeavor are both getting old, and (I feel like predictably?) they’re having trouble scouting new talent. I hope things work out and he can realize some of the ambition he talks about here.

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I guess O-Karn did a good job in the G1 because he gets an odd letter of commendation.

I noticed Syuri has a patch that says “MODERN BASIC MOONAGE DEVILMENT”
I have no idea what that means.
(also her and Maika’s tag team dance is extremely dorky in a very good way)

Giulia’s column is about Koguma and Hazuki returning. It sounds like when Hazuki left, she was outspoken about not liking Stardom, and some weirdos on twitter got mad at Giulia for being one of her last matches and therefore in their minds somehow causing her to not like Stardom.
Giulia talks about how it’s completely normal and good for people’s minds to change and she totally respects the decision to return and the courage involved in making it.

Dump Matsumoto held some kind of show, and here’s a cool picture with her and Chigusa Nagayo
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There’s an interview with Mr. Pogo. It’s not the famous Mr. Pogo from FMW who passed away, but the wrestler Shadow WX who has inherited the name Mr. Pogo for FMW-E since they were close and Onita didn’t feel right without a Mr. Pogo to feud with.

There’s a small bit that mentions in 1997 when AJW (全日本女子, unaffiliated with AJPW/全日本) went bankrupt. It sounds like they had tried to diversify by investing heavily in real estate and stocks, and then the bubble burst…
And that’s why there isn’t a women’s promotion with a 50+ year history today.

There’s a bit in the industry column about Stardom trying to make sure the movesets are diverse, without too many wrestlers using the same signature moves. It’s an interesting topic but I confess I don’t think I’ve ever been like “hey someone else used the same move earlier in the show!” other than to note like, 619s being common. Anyway, it talks about how everyone’s german suplex, for example, has a bit of a personal touch that makes each feel unique.

There’s a column about the Wrestle Universe renewal. Sounds like they’re going to try to emphasize the site as a main part of the business model going forward. Obviously, I support this (since it’s not like I’m getting to use the priority ticket perks anytime soon…)

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Okada has an interview after winning the G1. He says a big part of his not using the rainmaker for a while was his arm hurt. And he wanted to diversify to keep opponents on their toes. Obviously it’s a sorrow for Ibushi what happened in the finals, but ultimately it’s a win for Okada so he can’t sneeze at it despite how it happened.

You would think Tanahashi’s column would be about the G1 too, but it is 100% food, eating, and dieting. It sounds he’s gotten into watching mukbang videos to cope with diet stress. Not gonna lie that doesn’t sound like the healthiest thing in the world to me.

Some really wild news this issue is that the wrestler Zeus, a top star in All Japan, is going back to (and taking over) his home promotion, Osaka Pro-Wrestling. It sounds like he really earnestly wants to work for the promotion that his family and hometown love the most, and that he wants to use his experience in All Japan to make Osaka Pro into something that appeals to families and people who don’t watch any other wrestling promotion.
Kenoh talks about it in his column and he very much admires the decision, but makes no bones about it being a difficult road ahead for small regional promotions like that.
For me, Zeus stood out in the Champion Carnival last year sweeping his block, and I don’t think Osaka Pro has ever made a noticeable blip in these magazines, so it really is an interesting change. Makes me wonder what Zeus’ future (not necessarily in a bad way), and also AJPW’s…

There’s an interview with Koguma and Hazuki about their respective returns, that I appreciate a lot because it totally made me want to root for them after not having any context for who they are since I just started watching Stardom only last year.
It sounds like Hazuki got wrapped up in a difficult (and unspecified) family situation and had to take a lot of time away, and then retired, burned her bridge, and didn’t keep in touch with anyone from Stardom, working バイト jobs at convenience stores and izakayas. Then what changed her mind and made her think about returning, was the tragedy that happened to Hana Kimura. That made her rethink her life and resolve to act on making up for her regrets instead of just letting them stay regrets, since life can disappear so fast. And she was trepidacious and had difficulty contacting Stardom/Rossy, but eventually here we are.
And Koguma sounds like she has pretty much the same arc completely independently, just in a less intense way. And her return may have helped pave the way for Hazuki.
That interim period of normal jobs after (and before) being a pro-wrestler sounds like it would be such a strange time in someone’s life.

Giulia runs down the various tag teams in the Godess of Stardom league. I love how much fun the Stardom wrestlers have with tag names and entrances and stuff for these, and this actually convinced me to be sure to watch at least some of these shows. The team of Kashima and Fukigen Desu is called 東スポ大好き and they carry Tokyo Sports to the ring (Giulia jokes they’re jeaopardizing her column space), yet I also spotted them with a 週刊プロレス issue! what gives!
Here and elsewhere Giulia’s really seeded that she thinks Unagi Sayaka is dangerous for Tam to keep in Cosmic Angels. Strife with her was played up in the shows I watched recently too, and I feel like that masked ghost person (?) that attacked Waka Tsukiyama has to be Sayaka?? Who else has a grudge against Waka and a reason not to attack her in the open!

There’s a long interview with Tatsumi Fujinami (The 辰 in Tatsumi is the “dragon” in “dragon suplex,” and a bunch of other “dragon” moves he innovated), because he’s been wrestling for 50 years straight. It’s a really interesting interview. He talks about how he ended up in the business because he heard a particular person who worked with Inoki was at an onsen in Beppu, so he and someone else went to the onsen in Beppu not really expecting anything to come of it but they did find him and did manage to get an in that way, leading to a long career as a New Japan stalwart.
He calls pro-wrestling a “恐怖の世界” because the fear in stepping into the ring and the courage that springs out from that is what wrestling is all about and something never to be lost sight of.

There’s a small bit about how Giant Baba didn’t like gambling but loved mahjong. I also love mahjong (in a casual way)! So I was excited to hear Giant Baba’s secret to mahjong, but it’s not a particular grand strategy, it’s just to be patient and read your opponent. I feel like that’s less a 麻雀必勝法 and more just… a basic description of what being good at mahjong is.

Some Ice Ribbon wrestlers did a tour in Mexico and Tsukasa has a travel diary. Sounds like it went well! She says her most used word ended up being baño to ask for stops on the tour, and there was some culture shock in one of the arenas as toilet paper was disposed of just… on the floor. But otherwise it’s all positive!

There’s a feature after that with a lot of cool pictures about the history of Japanese women’s wrestling promotions going on tours in Mexico.


Whew! And that’s it, I’m caught up!

I think this time I should be able to make it stick and stay up to date, and even in this huge burst I do enjoy these. I was leaning towards switching to digital when the subscription runs out, but now I think I’ll renew. I just like the excuse of going to Kinokuniya too much, and the language-learning feeling of legitimacy in having a subscription, and the shipping delay actually helps me since it’s not like I watch shows on time…
Far and away my favorite features have been the Stardom 10th anniversary and Ice Ribbon 15th, so I’m really looking forward to whatever they’re going to do next year for NJPW’s 50th and then also AJPW’s 50th later in the year. I wouldn’t be surprised if there were published books involved.

(P.S., I second that that Hiromu/Desperado match is really really good! Even if, like me, the vividness of your level of storytelling investment extends mostly just to “they’re rivals” :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:)

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That NJPW-themed English-learning book I mentioned came out!

Honestly, it looks like it could double pretty nicely as a NJPW-themed Japanese-learning book too, albeit of course not as well as one targeted directly for that purpose. There’s bilingual vocabulary entries, bilingual wrestler bios, bilingual interviews, etc. It doesn’t seem like there’s much furigana at all but perhaps that’s balanced out by having the English right there. Still, guides to help you understand English commentary aren’t really going to translate to help you understand Japanese commentary…

The highlight though, obviously, is Zack Sabre Jr., wordsmith.
So if you want Japanese explanations for quotes like “I hate you Naito, you are still a dickhead” or “My arms are made of noodles. You can’t break my arms” or “Boris Johnson ruined my G1” or “bollocks” or “Coldplay” then it’s got that for you.

There’s some downloadable audio of conversations, but obviously they’re in English. One of them though is a conversation between an English-learning podcaster and Hiroshi Tanahashi endearingly doing his best (and not doing a bad job). And there’s also a smattering of all-Japanese text pieces and interviews (like I read one about trying to figure out how to translate Kenny Omega calling Tanahashi a “piece of shit” in a friendly way and settling eventially on ポンコツ).

I probably shouldn’t have impulsively pre-ordered it, since it’s safely below my level at this point and I’m not sure that I’ll bother actually reading through it, but I’m impressed overall! And it seems more useful to Japanese-learners than I would necessarily have expected.

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週刊プロレス No. 2149

Kenoh is glad to have joined Wrestle Universe and talks about watching Yoshinari Ogawa vs. Kaito Kiyomiya, being very complementary of Ogawa as an inheritor of the King’s Road style of wrestler and speaking more nicely about Kiyomiya than he usually does. Had a little trouble finding it since I’m still not used to the new Wrestle Universe’s layout, but the match he’s talking about is here, for what it’s worth.

There’s pictures from DDT’s 路上プロレス in 東京ドーム show – looks like it was pretty wild and DDTrific! I should watch it…

There’s a lot of information related to DDT’s D王 tournament. The lead feature is about Konosuke Takeshita inheriting the jumping knee from Jun Akiyama who in turn inherited it from Jumbo Tsuruta, so be sure to watch out for that move if you watch the tournament.

Here’s a picture of Yoshiko executing a picture perfect ジャーマン・スープレックス・ホールド with a bridge. Such finesse!

There’s a “Free Talk Free Time” column with Shinobu Kandori about the LLPW wrestler who suddenly passed away recently, Rumi Kazama. Some sad details… sounds like she had been suffering from an ailment but didn’t want to go to the hospital about it and be a bother, especially in a pandemic.

Giulia’s column is about the four year anniversary of her debut. Looking back in it, she talks about a memorable incident where she was invited to some kind of amateur MMA show thing and did it for experience but got beat up and lost, and she talks kind of vaguely (or I just didn’t understand very well) about lessons learned from when she suddenly left Ice Ribbon for Stardom. She says one person she does regret leaving is Suzu Suzuki, as apparently they lived and trained together at the time, so it would have been a blow to her when Giulia suddenly left. But now it’s material for an interesting match down the line when they meet again…

Meanwhile, Suzu Suzuki and her tag team partner Saori Ano said they were gonna get their driver’s licenses ahead of their title match and they did, showing they’re a 有言実行タッグ.

Tsukushi Haruka is challenging Tsukasa Fujimoto For the IceX∞ belt again. Tsukushi has challenged for the belt 7 times previously and never won it, including earlier this year against Fujimoto herself, after which Fujimoto promised Tsukushi another title shot. To help her prepare, she’s interviewed with joshi legend Manami Toyota! (tangent: “oh huh yeah, I guess that would be how that would be written wouldn’t it” was my reaction to seeing 豊田 for the first time)
Manami Toyota has previously passed on the “Japanese Ocean Suplex” technique to Tsukushi, but it sounds like she also passed on at least one techniques to Fujimoto as well.

Pro-Wrestling Wave and 666 both celebrated Halloween it would seem


(and there’s pictures of Shinsuke Nakamura wearing a pumpkin on his head in a losing tag team effort against Baron Corbin in WWE but those kind of bum me out so I’m not posting them)


As for what I’ve actually watched recently, I really enjoyed Stardom’s Kawasaki Super Wars! It’s definitely not a major show of the year or anything, but Miki Matoi is on commentary, and she’s especially good for listening practice because her voice is very clear and she’s very enthusiastic about wrestling.

A fun bit I caught while Giulia was also on commentary during a match with Starlight Kid and Momo Watanabe (where the former was admirably pushing Momo’s buttons and bringing her anger out):

Miki: ジュリア選手も、キッド選手のマスクを手をかけたことがありましたもね
Giulia: はい!
Miki: (笑)ハサミまで持ち出したもね。
Giulia: そおおおおうね。だって。。。ね! あのマスクをはがしてやりてえと思っちゃうんですよ!

Giulia cutting away a masked wrestler’s mask not out of heelish villainy but just because seeing a mask gives her the urge to take it off seems like a very Giuliaっぽい reason.


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I logged onto WaniKani for the first time in days (weeks? (months?)) and saw this thread suggested… a sign from the kami.

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(moved from edit to new post now that the combo’s broken - thanks @onryu)

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Tanahashi uses his column to introduce the three new young lions since they deserve extra support not being able to be cheered at the start of their career.
中島佑斗 is from the same prefecture (岐阜県), the same city (大垣市), and even the same middle school as Tanahashi.
大岩陵平 has an impressive physique and is polite.
藤田晃生 is a young 逸材 (the interviewer remarks “逸材が認める逸材”, as that’s the word used in Tanahashi’s longtime nickname, the once in a century talent), with a Shibata-esque strong will.
The interviewer wishes them all the possibility of 海外武者修行 and a successful return. (as Tanahashi getting fast-tracked to the top without an excursion is the exception, not the rule).

In Giulia’s column, she briefly interviews three Stardom referees, バーブ佐々木、村山大値、and デューク佐渡, talking in general about referees and their importance (she compares them to the conductors, if wrestlers were the musicians and techniques the instruments).
Barb got his start refereeing in deathmatches in Big Japan after hoping to be a wrestler but being too small, and he says that doing the threecount in matches with thumbtacks is very painful but the adrenaline is such you just power through.
Murayama is the main referee you may recognize in top Stardom matches, and Rossy Togawa gave him his first job in the business in AJW, so he sounds loyal. His style is reportedly to stay close to the wrestlers emotionally and earn their trust, reminding them that although he’s not taking bumps, they’re fighting together. He’s very enthusiastic about wrestling (calling it 楽しく人生謳歌), joshi wrestling, and Stardom, and hopes to keep refereeing even “until all the currently active wrestlers are retired.”
(honestly, if there’s any column I wouldn’t be surprised to learn was entirely ghostwritten it’s this one, since it has nothing in particular to do with Giulia and reads kind of like maybe the magazine briefly asked some referees some questions to fill space because she was busy or something - but hey)

Yuka Sakazaki and Mizuki are interviewed about their upcoming tag title match with Miyu Yamashita and Maki Itoh. They apparently have a tag team move called “Toy Story” modeled after Woody and Buzz. Apparently (?) they said their next challenger was going to be “someone related to Disney” but this was aspirational, and it turns their challengers are Universal-related because they’re Minions (what a burn).
I find their matching denim vest-things in the accompanying pictures confusing, but Yuka’s sweater looks really comfy.
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Tenryu talks about Ibushi losing the G1 Climax due to injury and ref stoppage, and he says it’s a sign of the changing times that the match was stopped and the audience accepted it, as he would have had to fight hard against the instinct to keep going and eke out a finish somehow. (This sounded to me like a neutral observation, like he recognizes both the change in times and his own instincts but doesn’t really say which is better – though of course personally I would say the current approach is definitely better)
He observes that this really hasn’t been Ibushi’s year, and says he should do whatever it takes (like going off and training under a waterfall, or an exorcism) to shake that off. He also observes that although Ibushi doesn’t look it, he’s 39 and this may be the right time to think about changing his style to something more sustainable for his body.

The costume page is about Koguma. During her original run she had very simple costumes, but for her return she went very キラキラ since she was joining Stars. And there’s a fun detail related to that: in a nod to the tails Stars-leader Mayu Iwatani puts on her costume, she added a little bear tail! Cute! Something to watch out for…


On a tangent, I watched one Ice Ribbon show on niconico and it was good (particularly Fujimoto/Suzuki - I saw a lot of unusual, innovative-looking moves), but one thing bugged me: in the vod version on the Ice Ribbon channel, they ONLY show the wrestling! As in, all the entrances are cut out and things abruptly cut to the next match as soon as someone wins.
I dunno if it’s widespread across all the videos, or if it’s because of copyrighted music in people’s entrances or what, but it seems like a huge bummer since what’s the 醍醐味 of wrestling but all the pomp and ceremony and emotion and splendor surrounding it? Ah well.

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週刊プロレス No. 2151

Quiet issue this time! I’ll only mention a couple of things:

Giulia in her column introduces the 7 championship belts in Stardom, so I’ll do the same in case it’s helpful to anyone (because let’s be honest… they are not named clearly):

  1. アーティスト・オブ・スターダム
    6人タッグのベルト. A championship contested in tag matches between two teams of 3.
    Giulia says this kind of belt is rare for women’s wrestling, but Stardom particularly emphasizes faction conflict, and this belt is fodder for one faction to lord it over the others.
  2. ゴッデス・オブ・スターダム
    タッグベルト. The championship for standard tag teams of 2 partners.
    Giulia says lately Stardom doesn’t really have a lot of tag specialists (i.e. wrestlers best known as a duo, as opposed to singles stars who just happen to team up sometimes), but it’s said tag matches are プロレスの醍醐味, and she aims to join the ranks of famous tag teams with her partner Syuri as アリカバ.
  3. フューチャー・オブ・スターダム
    A belt meant for younger wrestlers - you can’t challenge for it unless your career so far is less than three years, or your age is less than 20 years. it was even more strict (2 year career and under), but Saya Iida made the case to extend it before she was sidelined by an injury. Giula looks forward to her return (and I do too)!
  4. ハイスピード
    A belt for wrestlers with a speedy style. It’s not really a rule, just the flavor of matches to expect from the belt, similar to the jr. heavyweight belts in men’s promotions (but without the ill-defined weight class restriction).
    Fun fact: apparently this belt actually predates Stardom, and was designed by Kana (WWE’s Asuka) for the defunct NEO promotion! So it’s the oldest belt in Stardom. I didn’t know that (and apparently Giulia didn’t either)!
  5. SWA世界
    This belt has the unusual stipulation that you can only challenge for it if your 国籍 is different from the one holding it. So it’s pretty much meant for using in international feuds, sort of like the US belt in WWE (but with an actual rule behind it and hopefully less xenophobia).
    The rule poses a problem in the pandemic because for obvious reasons there’s much fewer non-Japanese wrestlers regularly in Japan these days. So the current champion Syuri, opened the belt to Japanese challengers using her Filipino heritage as a pretext. Giulia says don’t worry about it too much, it just makes for a more interesting show if the restriction is lifted right now.
  6. ワンダー・オブ・スターダム
    通称・白いベルト (second singles title, like the intercontinental championship in lots of promotions)
    To Giulia, 感情のベルト, to Tam Nakano, 呪いのベルト. Giulia claims that according to Rossy Togawa himself, it’s the 一番スターダムらしいベルト, but surely she would be biased since it’s a belt pretty strongly associated with her recently.
  7. ワールド・オブ・スターダム
    通称・赤いベルト。スターダム最強を表すベルト。
    The belt with the most prestige and responsibility associated with it in the promotion.

The only other thing I need to mention is an interview with Miyu Yamashita and Maki Itoh about their odd couple tag team challenging for the belts. It sounds like although they never really hung out as friends, they’re finding a unique chemistry with each other as partners. And they’ll demonstrate their bond is the most powerful by winning the match, not by particularly liking each other.
There’s an odd bit where Yamashita says it’s the first time she really wanted to win the tag belt, before this she didn’t really have interest in it, and Maki Itoh points out “you’ve challenged for it loads of times before this, you can’t say that, dummy!” and Yamashita is like “oh shoot you’re right! sorry sorry I didn’t mean that, definitely please cut that part!” and the interviewer says they’ll cut it… which obviously they did not. It’s a little hard to tell exactly what the tone was in print, but it felt like maybe the most honest instance of “oh crap I broke kayfabe” feeling expressed in these so far.


Non-magazine-related, there’s another good article with noted プ女子 and wrestling-explainer Miki Matoi, based around trying watching wrestling in VR for the first time.

I didn’t find the VR angle very interesting or in-depth (and they talk about non-wrestling-fan’s first impression of wrestling being “痛そう…” and then for the match this year’s G1 Climax final!!! that ending isn’t gonna change that first impression, surely…), but the parts talking about Matoi’s プロレス fandom are interesting and meant to be intelligible to non-fans. She sums up wrestling’s appeal in a good and interesting way when asked:

M:改めて、プロレスの魅力ってどんなところでしょうか?
元井:私は、プロレスって「心の発火装置」みたいだなと思っています。選手は本当に体を酷使して、命を燃やして戦っていて、それを見ていると心に炎をともしてもらえる気がするんです。

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