What I wanted to say was,
この情報があれば継続できます。
With this information, I can continue (my work).
What I said was,
この情報があれば海賊できます。
With this information, I can become a pirate.
What I wanted to say was,
早速対応します。
I will respond as soon as possible.
What I said was,
早速太陽します。
I will do the sun as soon as possible.
What I wanted to say was,
新しいパソコンを買う余裕がない
I can’t afford to buy a new computer.
What I said was,
新しいパソコンを買う溶融がない
There’s no melting down to buy a new computer.
What I wanted to say was,
この関数はOCR処理を行います。
This function carries out the OCR process.
What I said was,
この関数はOCR勝利を行います。
This function carries out the OCR victory.