Descent of the Durtle into eGoooott - NOW AT B8!

Anything with zero or four legs, or two wings, is worth trying at least once…

Edit: more than four legs is ok pretty often, actually.

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Two legs is often also ok

When I went to kyoto i ate a complete sparrow

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I have two legs.

If you come near me with a fork, we will have a problem.

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Pretty sure the sparrow is covered by “two wings”.

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thank you! Spam is great.

My favorite food.

Oh right, eGoooott and all that. We’re decently close to april 1st, I think I may even make it without forgetting about the thread to be honest.

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I DID NOT READ VERY WELL LMAO

A fork is not ok but a spoon is?

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Says you.

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I watched this for way too long. It’s very hypnotizing.

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Okay, there is no hint…

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he’s probably just waiting for 9000

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Then would the relationship between post count and power level be a clue?

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Wouldn’t that still be at 8000 then?

(After actually looking it up, apparently the english dub has it as “over 9000” while the original version has it as “over 8000”, so I guess either would work. Apparently speaking English increases your power level by about 1000)

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Drat! I hate when a story is “to be continued…”

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Wait what???

My life is a lie :exploding_head:

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Wait, so could we all be lowering our power levels by studying Japanese?

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Increasing our efficiency…

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Is a high or a low power level better in this game? ゴルフですか?

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