My only idea based on his “”““hint””“” (hardly a hint .-.)
deductions. That can mean subtraction, or deleting, right? Could he be saying we need to subtract… something? (I truly have no clue. I can’t even remember every idea that was thrown out XP)
Of course, it could just be him telling us we’re morons and overlooked the obvious. That’s always possible.
I’m pretty sure it’s that ^^^. 
(I don’t care, though… I think I’m too tired of trying book cipher combinations 
)
Looks suspiciously similar to the URLs 
maybe?
Or that, just like the Mrs. Chou situation, someone’s had the exact right idea, and just not pushed it through to success.
Oh great Durtle, I have followed your ways!
No one has turned away from their reviews more than I!
Why have you forsaken me?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of Durtle Heaven?
0 voters
“You-my” the difference between you and I.
5 \times 10^{55}
Could be we had a hypothesis too
Why does the title have POLL in it >_>
Is this a troll <__<
lol, see #5047
or #5040, depending on what number you follow
i can count i promise
I was just noticing that. Weird. The link is to 5047 if I copy it, but the side of the page says something different. In any case, ChaChing! One bonus comment. 
No jiddling puzzle-solving for me tonight. I’ve got a lot of code to write tomorrow, and will need all the neural energy I can muster.
(p.s. Feel free to change the thread title back when the joke (or experiment? 
) runs its course)
(p.p.s Don’t look up “jiddle” on Urban Dictionary… it puts a whole new twist on things 
)
“A filthy night out. Once you have a taste for durt, there’s no going back. You will strive to get durtier on every night out. The more drunk and wild the adventure, the greater the durt. Imagine the escapades of The Hangover trilogy movies.”
still feels trolled
Trolled into your own thread .
Here goes another crackpot theory because it’s all I can glean from this “hint”.
It may just be a manner of speaking for a-regular-durtle but the word friend comes up twice in this post.
edit: you is the reading keyword, ゆう is the reading
I assume it’s 友 you’re referring to?
Interesting…