Descent of the Durtle into eGoooott - NOW AT B5!


#7937

Now now, everyone let’s keep calm. Look how much fun spam can be!
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#7938

I’m just here to spam one. :wink:


#7939

Yes…look.


#7940

Yummy.


#7941

I am amazed by how far I have to scroll in google image search to find a picture that is not of spam can food. I didn‘t even know of its existence until today.


#7942

You… you live a sheltered life.

Alternately, maybe it’s time for a “kids these days…” comment.


#7943

Spam must have made up the lion’s share of my protein until I was 32. Kids these days. Never had to eat on $15 a week.


#7944

I imagine you also had to walk five miles in the snow to get to school each day. In bare feet. Uphill both ways. :stuck_out_tongue:


#7945

Lol. You’ve obviously not had to go through college/uni recently. Nowadays we just live off of $.10 ramen. old timer

Now we’ve been waayy derailed. So, how 'bout them durtles?


#7946

So close :smiley:


#7947

You kids had feet? Back in the really good old days, before legs were invented, our torsos just sat on two cinderblocks. And when we walked to school, we had to carry them with us!


#7948

Meanwhile in a country where you get paid for studying…


#7949

Paid? Like when you trade dead rats for cans of Spam?


#7950

Pretty much, only our rats are fancier


#7951

Whoops! :sweat_smile: I forgot the world does not in fact revolve around the US of A. Silly me.

I do wonder though, :thinking: do durtles go to school? Like, do you think being a door guard is considered a prime job or one relegated to lowly grunts? Hmm…


#7952

I’m… pretty sure you were trading your dead rats for cans of rat with “spam” labels on the outside.


#7953

With enough sodium nitrate one block of animal parts is as good as another.


#7954

if you fry it with garlic you cant even tell the difference!


#7955

Rats! There were so many posts, I thought something useful was going on in here…


#7956

Same, but I dig it in anycase.