Ok, so we need an experienced diver next. Shouldn‘t be so hard to come by, should it?
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I’d love to, however…
who needs an “experienced diver” when we have people who can hold their breath and weights?
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then it would be rude of me to try to take your place. Anyway you’ll get there first:
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Man, that’s so kind of you. However, I have a feeling someone lives closer than the midwest, possibly even somewhere in Oregon?
s-someone?
please?
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I can dive 25 meters lengthwise, at least. Is that good enough? Just how experienced are we talking about?
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Question:
Are you, by chance, 35 meters tall when you have your arms up? If so, you’re perfect
EDIT: haha metric system right
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About 60 feet (Google says that‘s 18 m) deep apparently… Feel up for it?
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It’s only 3 hours from Home
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Change the mode to 
and try again 
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why is there no flight options? Do you live in some parallel dimension?
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I also get no options whatsoever, so it’s not just they that do in that case
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Instead of try again they need a try harder option!
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蜻蛉 prefers backyard excursions, but maybe I can find a favorable jet stream?
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It makes me sad that Google maps no longer includes directions like “now swim across the Pacific Ocean”.
Since when has Google maps ever given flight options?
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Since 2013, but only on desktop for some reason.
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Oh, there it is. Completely separate option to the driving instructions.
How have I never noticed that before?
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There’s a Facebook link in the B4 page. Is that a normal thing?
Also, does it matter that the Durtle guy on that page is approximately 5.75 inches tall?
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