Descent of the Durtle into eGoooott - NOW AT B5!


#6474

Ok, so we need an experienced diver next. Shouldn‘t be so hard to come by, should it?


#6475

I’d love to, however…
59%20AM

who needs an “experienced diver” when we have people who can hold their breath and weights?


#6476

then it would be rude of me to try to take your place. Anyway you’ll get there first:
tofugumileage


#6477

Man, that’s so kind of you. However, I have a feeling someone lives closer than the midwest, possibly even somewhere in Oregon?
s-someone?
please?


#6478

I can dive 25 meters lengthwise, at least. Is that good enough? Just how experienced are we talking about?


#6479

Question:
Are you, by chance, 35 meters tall when you have your arms up? If so, you’re perfect

EDIT: haha metric system right


#6480

About 60 feet (Google says that‘s 18 m) deep apparently… Feel up for it?


#6481

It’s only 3 hours from Home

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#6482

Just to add to the chorus:


#6483

Change the mode to :walking_man: and try again :stuck_out_tongue:


#6484

As you wish


#6485

why is there no flight options? Do you live in some parallel dimension?


#6486

I also get no options whatsoever, so it’s not just they that do in that case


#6487

Instead of try again they need a try harder option!


#6488

Hey @tombo, can you check on Koichi?


#6489

蜻蛉 prefers backyard excursions, but maybe I can find a favorable jet stream?


#6490

It makes me sad that Google maps no longer includes directions like “now swim across the Pacific Ocean”.

Since when has Google maps ever given flight options?


#6491

Since 2013, but only on desktop for some reason.


#6492

Oh, there it is. Completely separate option to the driving instructions.

How have I never noticed that before?


#6493

There’s a Facebook link in the B4 page. Is that a normal thing?
Also, does it matter that the Durtle guy on that page is approximately 5.75 inches tall?