So does this mean that now we can figure out who is at which rank and able to recommend people and stuff…? or is it like an auction…
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Well, you can try but we risk to be kicked out of the church if someone outside the church knows our number so we won’t help you ^^’ (rule n°1)
No idea yet, I guess we’ll get more info once everyone has submitted their work.
Also, re-reading the church’s rules, I should probably not tell anything on this thread… (rule n°2) I hope it will be fine this time as it was only about something of the public website 
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This probably was already said but I couldn’t find it. Prayer had the wrong title, too. Might’ve been a copy-paste issue as the previous page is actually the “What is Durtle Heaven” title… But yeah, probably doesn’t mean anything… old thread, old crabigatorism news?
This is what I get for finding the site just after burning 国宝. 
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Merry Crabsmas, Robert Paulson
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There’s been a void in my life that I’ve been unable to fill. I had no idea what it was. Today I figured it out: Crabigatorism. The pain, suffering, and constant forward motion (with the momentary pause to relish the “nothing-ness” of it all) shall be my mantra. I shall shed my Durtleness and forever be a disciple of the great Grabigator.
I wish to further debase myself into complete and unending suffering (i.e. Kanji reviews). If a novice (or further esteemed member of the Church) might turn a scaly eye towards this willing disciple, thus tenuring my admission to the great Crabigator, I would be eternally grateful.
May the Crabigator’s jaws embrace you!
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Good, good. But, it won’t make you happy
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That’s okay. I’m more into suffering and self loathing anyways
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Did this seriously never conclude, that makes me sad.
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I wouldn’t know, it all happened behind closed doors. Noone ever emerged to fill the rest of us in.
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Here is a post I made summarizing it:
https://community.wanikani.com/t/butapotatoes-visual-novel-poll-club-planing-phase-part-1/59150/8139?u=asteroth
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Different riddle. This was the one that came the year after.
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Oops!
I didn’t even remember another riddle.
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On a related note,
Ah, I wasn’t expecting a pot of gold. Just wanted an actual end to the storyline. A big screen saying “You’ve made it!” or something. That’s all I needed.
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Oh, thanks! I thought I remembered wrong ^^
Yeah, it just stopped abruptly 
Sure, COVID disrupted postal services and all (I hope everyone is alright 
) but Koichi could have changed the rules a bit to let us continue even though (/because) not everyone could play with the ones already laid down.
Instead, he just disappeared…
I still think about eGoot…
I have my membership card somewhere still too.
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eGoooott, if you please.
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It’s been so long I forgot how to spell eGoooott…
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I never got buddied up with my partner :c they never received their membership card but I got their drawing so neither of us could continue. I hope those further along on their enlightenment journey are in bliss.
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