Letters with member numbers and further instructions will be sent out starting next week onwards
So we’re just chilling until 2 weeks from now at the earliest
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S… secret thread?
I want to know more.
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Check it out: https://community.wanikani.com/t/church-of-crabigatorism-official-response-to-covid-19/42814
Hah psych. You can’t. Only cool crabs are allowed to know church doctrine.
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I… I’m a cool durt!
No question about that, nosiree.
My inability to access the thread has nothing to do with that
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My understanding… is that those who got their applications in before applications closed and became upstanding members of the church, actually get a whole secret community category. The rest of us cats, durts, foxes, and general miscellaneous wildlife can only look on in envy.
FWIW you have access to a whole “Painful” category that many other folks don’t.
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IDK if anyone updated you, but besides people pronouncing their love of the Crabigator, there hasn’t been a big update. I suppose the last crabigator update was that the church would be sending out our membership cards next week internationally, and then to the U.S. after that, so they’d arrive at the same time for everyone-ish.
Also, someone found out how to be real annoying.
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Also, someone found out how to be real annoying.
People tend to be good at that.
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Well… that’s the thing: the church is against Durtles.
See https://crabigator.church/crabigatorism/heaven-and-hell.html
Followers of the Crabigator must resist the call of the durtle, for those who go to Durtle Heaven are subject to an directionless eternity of dopamine.
And https://crabigator.church/crabigatorism/durtle-heaven-members-history.html
Durtle Heaven is what we members of Crabigatorism fight against.
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There is a secret code! A secret code to ping us all!
Currently it says it will ping 47 people if I type it in here 
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I… I’m an uncool durt?
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Oh, it’s one of those guys who can’t tell a joke because he’s laughing too hard. If the video went a few seconds longer, he would have added “well, you had to be there”.
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That last part… seem so random…and unrelated…
Probably has nothing to do with this, but is fitting enough 
Our hope of reaching… something, anything, we don’t even know what but we NEED it!!!
Just the hope of there being SOMETHING it drives us insane =P
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It’s a quote from The Shawshank Redemption. Which is about being in prison.
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Ah! Ok, thanks!
I love the little nerdy quotes around, just didn’t know that one! <3
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I am pretty sad now to not have completed the form when it was the time, I thought we had to complete one problem/discover something before actually sending the form… 
I am really bad to find out things like that, but I tried. I am sad that’s all of the rest is in a separated inaccessible forum, I had fun to tried to find out something on the site 
Good luck with your ascension guys ! 
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Indeed.
Well, if they want to exclude 90% of their brains trust, then that their prerogative, I guess. *Shrug*
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I thought if we can get someone to novice level then we can invite new initiates and bring everyone in, right?
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That does seem to be what the church doctrine suggests.
So for now those of us on the outside just need to cheerlead.
Go team! We can make it to Hell if we all work together.
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The only thing that is different is voting and we don’t know what it means. We get 8 votes (assume every one is the same) and we can add or take away the vote. So maybe it’s like a combination lock and need a special sequence? Bipple put out a bunch of Haiku misplaced combinations and skipped step 4 in daily routines, is there anything else?
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