Crabsmas riddle? Durtle Heaven finally near?

Agreed.

I also have no coding skills so I hope to cheer up those who do. :upside_down_face:
I do hope it’s working :sweat_smile:

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… he says, posting the 500th post in the thread.

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It is :ok_hand:

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Well, I failed to secure access to a printer and I won’t get another chance until Tuesday, so I guess I’m just too late :woman_shrugging:
I wanted to fill my application with jokes, like doing a (bad) calligraphy of 鰐蟹 instead of drawing Kis Kanjiness. Also, assume both the crab and alligator to be perfect spheres of radius r1 and r2 respectively, separated by a distance d and radiating love uniformly in all directions (as they obviously do) and calculating how much love each is receiving from the other.
Also, I wanted to circle up to the 3 (ie 1,2 and 3)
How well, that ship has sailed I guess.

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Says it will be open for a long time so I think you should still do it!

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Hey Kumirei, I was looking closely at the animated image on the entrance to Crabigatorism Hell. Out of all the extremities, only the lower right has what appears to be a hand. Do you think this is relevant at all to this? :thinking:

Also, on the page, numbers 10 and 12 are missing. :thinking:

Maybe nothing but maybe something :man_shrugging:

*just trying to help :nerd_face::steam_locomotive: *

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They’re not so much “missing” as they are just…obscured. Because of the change in font size, the numbers end up pushed off the left side of the page.

Technically speaking, the numbers aren’t even there at all in the code, it’s just an ordered list, which automatically adds numbers for each item.

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I don’t think the list will be limited, that would be unfair to people living on the other side of the planet. Maybe everyone gets their own riddles? :open_mouth::open_mouth::open_mouth:

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Maybe I should just stick to cheering on those who know more about these things :sweat_smile: haha

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Way to go everyone! You are all doing a good job unearthing all of these. I will be cheering all of you on! Keep the :fire: burning!

finishes up application so it can be mailed :mailbox_with_mail: tomorrow

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I did that too :wink: Lots of potential for bad puns in that application :grin:

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I added a 14 option because my hunger is more than they can muster

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hmmmm … I think that you can still get ordained by the Church of the Subgenius for $35.
So if I do that, then send in my Crabigator forms, I could be come the first ordained priest. :slight_smile:
Marriages or funerals, anyone?

Actually, this will let you be a minister for real: (and it is free)
Univarsal Life Church

Their training program is fantastic. I may just do this!

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I see we thought similarly :laughing: (even if not exactly the same jokes, so yours would still be different)

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I mean, I don’t know the specifics of the game, but I’d mail it regardless. You can’t do worse than yours truly

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I circled the 13 three times

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I circled the “2” and “two” in the question with the “circle two” instruction, if I recall which one that was correctly :slight_smile:

I may or may not have done something interesting with the “date” field too… a certain person will know what that may be :slight_smile:

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Wait, there are absolutely no members yet? Not even Koichi?
Something’s just not right…

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Koichi doesn’t know what’s going on. :eyes:

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He even confirmed it in the email he replied to from @Nyagawa_Falls :eyes: Even if he said anything, he doesn’t know what he is saying :crabigator:

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The Crabigator merely uses koichi as a vessel to speak through!

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