Crabsmas riddle? Durtle Heaven finally near?

Odd, I must not have the right permissions?

EDIT: I’ll send off an e-mail, see if the staff know any better.

You need this badge: https://community.wanikani.com/badges/1/basic

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And I do, which is why I’m confused… Must be some sort of discourse bug I hope the team can sort out.

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No, that’s not right. @Eearslya needs this badge: https://community.wanikani.com/badges/2/member

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The descriptions are wrong then? Wiki editing is listed for Basic.

Yes, we have had that issue in the Olympians thread:

The basic badge description doesn’t fit all :thinking: That’s weird.

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I put down something about spending time not durtling around every day, which I though used to be part of the text in the “Crabigatorism & You!” section, but after rereading it, I’m wondering if I imagined it? Or maybe I read it somewhere else and it got mixed around in my brain :sweat_smile:

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I believe it’s on this: https://crabigator.church/crabigatorism/prayer.html page

Also, the entrance to Hell is the only page that can scroll IIRC, any relevance? @Eearslya

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In case anyone is wondering, I found that if I added .com to the end of crabigator.church, I couldn’t see what happened next because my employer blocked the webpage with their content filter.

That may or may not be meaningful.

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Nah, it’s just that “church(dot)com” is a domain that’s for sale by one of those less-than-scrupulous domain sellers.

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If anyone is looking for that evil hell strawberry for research here is the gif taken from the site code: https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/www.crabigatorism.church/strawbo.gif

The gif is 263x243 pixels (width x height)

The bottom 2 arms come out at the same time on frame 16 out of 33, the top 2 come out on frame 19.
on frame 24 the hand forms on the bottom right arm (from spawn to extension it was a stump), it has 4 fingers.

Strawbo has 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 nose, 19 dots on its face (or 20, a dot appears for 1 frame, on frames 13 and 15, the dot does not exist on frame 14, frames before 13 and frames after 15), and 20 teeth

Strawbo waves its bottom arms 6 times (up, down), starts in down position, and waves its upper arms 4 times (down, up), starts in up position

I think that’s everything, if there’s something I’ve missed please feel free to let me know and I’ll look into it!

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Some of them don’t look like arms…

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May just be looking into things too deeply still, but anyone reckon the file name of the strawberries matters? Does “strawbo” ring any bells, or is it just a silly name?

The name kinda reminds me of Danbo, the cardboard robot from Yotsuba, but there’s no particular visual resemblance between them.

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All of the pages “can” scroll, it’s just a matter of which pages have enough content to require scrolling. Most of them are pretty small.

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Finally got a break from schoolwork and filled out the application! Sending it tomorrow, should hopefully reach them by the end of the week since I’m in the US.

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After my finals week, I could fill the form and reach the post office before closing. Wonder how long it is gonna take.

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Seeing that reminds me that my hand slipped a bit back when I wrote the address for mine and probably is making it look like I’m trying to apply for membership to “Grabigatorism”

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