There was one person who was a novice right? Maybe itâs you? In which case you might be able to nominate new members?
But Iâm confused, you arenât marked as an âUpstanding Member of the Church of Crabigatorismâ.
There was one person who was a novice right? Maybe itâs you? In which case you might be able to nominate new members?
But Iâm confused, you arenât marked as an âUpstanding Member of the Church of Crabigatorismâ.
You can choose which title to have visible from your list of collected titles. They originally set everybodyâs title manually, but that doesnât stop anyone from changing it back to another title they have available.
Oh⌠I see.
You are all nominated then, letâs go!
I was protesting because not everyone got the title, so Tsundere Durtle came back. Cults are usually not this exclusive. I did all the paper work, drew the pictures and swore my allegiance but others did too and donât have it so I donât get it.
(Happy Cakeday!)
Did somebody just become a novice?
Yes, 4204 
I assume thereâs more going on behind the scenes? I failed to sign up in time so now this site update out of the blue is all I get to see 
Yes but I donât think we are allowed to tell you specifically what
and I am not going to risk excommunication⌠sorry ^^â
The website says that you can apply if referred by an apprentice*, they now are two of them, more chance to guess right 
* I donât know if itâs true though x)
Aw man, Iâm sad I missed all this! 
You and me both!
An important development!
@plantron_RickMatsuri made us aware that we donât really know the Maintenance Monkâs name!
So I asked 
Got an answer too!!!
Note: Description is not safe for work =P (only words though)
I think we got âRick Rolledâ, but still, too fun not to share! 

Are we still doing this?
Of course, we just got another hint from Viet.
So, I guess I can answer seeing as the church is making it public: we are displaying each otherâs art in public (in meat space), you can see the result on the churchâs website
(I donât know how often it is updated, I didnât even know about this page before about 10 minutes ago x))
So does this mean that now we can figure out who is at which rank and able to recommend people and stuffâŚ? or is it like an auctionâŚ
Well, you can try but we risk to be kicked out of the church if someone outside the church knows our number so we wonât help you ^^â (rule n°1)
No idea yet, I guess weâll get more info once everyone has submitted their work.
Also, re-reading the churchâs rules, I should probably not tell anything on this thread⌠(rule n°2) I hope it will be fine this time as it was only about something of the public website 
This probably was already said but I couldnât find it. Prayer had the wrong title, too. Mightâve been a copy-paste issue as the previous page is actually the âWhat is Durtle Heavenâ title⌠But yeah, probably doesnât mean anything⌠old thread, old crabigatorism news?
This is what I get for finding the site just after burning ĺ˝ĺŽ. 
Merry Crabsmas, Robert Paulson