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And asking for cool church-branded monocles 

@jprspereira, @YoungAdam
I can see that you liked the Church of Crabigatorism Official Response to COVID-19 topic even though you’re not in the Crabigatorist group.
And when I try to mention you in this topic, I have a warning that you won’t receive it since you’re not part of the Crabnouncements category. Was this category open by default but is now restricted?
If I had to guess (and take this with a grain of salt, because I could be way wrong), but it may have to do with all the instances where people linked to that post outside of the group. (and by all the instances, I mean the one instance, considering you’re the other one XD)
Oh, is that how restricted categories work? 
(Should I remove the link then?)
I’m not sure, but I’m guessing. I wouldnt remove it either way; 1. It may not be why, 2. other people have done it and havent gotten in trouble, and 3. it’s an (ARG? I guess?) so I don’t think itll be a huge deal
Must have been, because I’m pretty sure I read it too.
Yes! You even replied to it
Not sure of the hidden connection yet, but did anyone notice bipple adheres to the Crabigatorism Toilet Law 2019 Addendum in their first Haiku?
https://community.wanikani.com/t/bipple-does-haiku/42811?u=pep95
I also noticed that bipple said “call 1-888-hot-durtle” and has a 5-8-5 haiku and seems to be member 8888. He definitely likes 8’s huh?
The post was of free access to everyone at the beginning, but that was a mistake so they made it so that only you guys would access it.
I liked the post at the beginning and then it went limited access.
We know why, a tallest archer who can’t hit his target
More Beats
There once was a durtle named Bipple
He kept exposing his nipples
His aim was bad
Even with a third hand
Now he sits for every ripple 



