I made it to level 2!
People sometimes ask me “Hey @Bipple, how do you get SO HIGH, SO FAST”?
With a daily injection of Kanji practice, of course.
I thought I’d share my daily-routine:
一 Wake up
I tried studying Kanji before I woke up, but found that I rarely remember anything the next day.
My sleep-walking time is better spent snacking and practicing 弓道.
二 Practice Kanji
It’s hard work serving the crabigator.
I even practice on my birthday.
三 Check the community forums
Sometimes there are fun events like coloring contests. These make me happy, there are so many different ways of serving the crabigator.
五 Stare blankly at the wall
It’s a color called “Vanilla Milkshake” [oc-59]. I tried other colors before, but this is definitely the one. I can feel the calories just looking at it. So comforting.
六 Measure self
What tends to work best is to find the tallest thing you can find to stand on. Chairs, tables, basketball players, elephants, really whatever you have laying around the house.
I try to get a little taller every day.
七 Regular human things
Just like a regular human.
八 Practice Kanji again
It’s like in the morning, but it’s later in the day!
Sometimes I daydream about finding my way back to reality.
But it just seems so far far away.
九 Feed Hermione
Most people have other pets, ones you feed in the morning, but Hermione is mostly nocturnal so feeding her in the evening tends to work better.
Her favorite food is 高一 Brand Possum Chow. I bought a bunch of bags from the black market a few months back, but supplies are starting to run low. I hope they restock soon. Otherwise I may need to gear up for another raid.
This mostlying involves trying to stave off the 悪夢.
I don’t want to talk about it.