A WaniKani haiku

Bought a subscription.

Sixty new lessons unlocked.

Time to go die now.

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お前は毛死んでいる。

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どうして毛がありますか?xD
Just use the particle もう rather than what you did (which I assume was what the IME did). That Kanji that you used is the fur Kanji and when I read it, I read it the same way, but I was thinking about dead hair. Just do:
お前はもう死んでいる。

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That was the joke. :wink:

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何?!

Learned 5 new kanji.
Studied each one carefully.
Can’t remember shit.

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鰐蟹は
出来たでも
続ている

Oh, okay. :rofl:

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I think that is the cleanest stall wall I’ve ever seen. Ours have holes with masking tape on the edges, phone numbers, racial slurs, and human feces. Depending on how far in/out of the city, all of the above plus Yes We Can Did, or MAGA stickers.

I guess fancy places what cost money to use would be nicer, but then I wouldn’t be able to afford my cornmeal, beans, and hay.

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How do you know it’s human feces? Could be werewolf turd, you know.

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Directionality of spatter. Only a human would be able to achieve the right consistency and angles.

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I have only started two or three months ago, so please don’t judge my first haiku attempt too harshly but feedback would be most welcome:
猫二個が 花見します変な春よ。