that means it’s gonna be up to @soggyboy

that means it’s gonna be up to @soggyboy

Sorry, I meant to move the stage last night but I forgot! I will in a little bit.
“forgot”

not trying to kill us at all … nope … definitely not ![]()
I would never try to kill you all… anyways, how about some water?
I definitely haven’t filled these bottles with scorpions
Our party stopped to observe some monkeys, which- タタタタタタ -wait, did anyone hear that?- タタタタタタ -is that? It can’t be! The sound of running ostrich feet when being ridden by a tiny blue crocodile?? It seems a new party member @Violencio is approaching! But there’s no time to sit and dilly dally around in the savannah, so we’d better forge ahead and leave a new trail of pretzel wrappers behind…
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I think we should stay still and hope it doesn’t see us
There’s no way we’ll outrun a leopard… Unless maybe we rode an ostrich?
@Violencio Welcome to the book club!!
Your drawing is so awesome. I think the short sections of this book are super approachable to beginners too, so that’s great to hear! It’s kind of fun to learn all the animal vocabulary too.
Running from a leopard seems like a very, very bad choice. It’s going to end badly for us. So I’m staying still.
why is there never a “pet the friend shaped fluffy animal”
very disappointed with my travel agent, and I paid for this experience … pfft!
welp given I’m deathly allergic to cats, probably allergic to this one too so don’t need to run over and pet it, but wonder if I tried to run away it might chase us for a little bit and if we stopped we could turn around and pet him/her/it? and boop it’s nose ![]()
of course given cats = murder mittens, we are probably SOL no matter what choice we pick… kitty is gonna pyon up the tree one pyon at a time anyway …
we only have to be faster than the slowest monkey don’t we? ![]()
or is there an option to sacrifice a monkey so we can escape ![]()
hmm or maybe an ostrich can chase it away or hop on the kittys back, they have tough claws ![]()
are we waiting for the ostrich to catch up, I thought I heard a タタタ…but could just be some nearby cannibals drumming away ![]()
It turns out that the monkeys were looking at… a leopard!
We’d better stay still… maybe the oncoming ostrich will distract it?
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Oof, this is a tough one. On the one hand, the monkeys must be experts at dealing with leopards since they live here, and I’ve never had to deal with a leopard once. So maybe we should follow their lead? But then, on the other hand, maybe if we hide behind the tree, it’ll get distracted by the monkeys and climb the tree, then we can run away… ![]()
don’t really care which we do, both options should allow us to get closer to kitty
but allergies
so I’ll leave my vote open in case we need a tie breaker then I’ll flip a coin
kitties = murder mittens so probably not gonna get out alive from this anyway
unless an ostrich / gator combo helps distract the kitty nyan!
Hmmm, if we continue to try to climb the tree, we turn into the low hanging fruit for the leopard. So let’s play hide and seek behind the tree.
ok now I can vote and it doesn’t matter
tehehehe
Climbing the tree seems like a good idea for a moment… but we better not try to compete with the monkeys. They’re probably much better at climbing trees than us. Maybe if we hide behind the tree when the leopard’s back is turned…?
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Funny thing, I have pet and elephant before as a kid! But of course must pet all the animals - we paid for this experience after all…
sadly the pet option isn’t there, so if we climb the tree when it walks by we can jump on it’s back
sure it will be fine … お邪魔します!
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you can dance if you want to! ![]()
something this reminded me of - had to go find was an old Huell Howser episode (people may or may not like zoos and all that sort of thing) but if anyone is curious - starting at 17:36 is a touching reunion of an elephant named Nina with Charlie. This was late 1980s.